Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I was recording a video on Snapchat to send to one of my friends, while unaware that my father had walked in behind me. I was talking about how I can’t watch porn anymore because my phone is broken. He now knows too much. FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, me and my dad were in a sort of prank war. I decided to get him back for one last time tonight, so I hid in his office to scare him. This would have been okay had I not caught him watching porn. I had to hide for an hour. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
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Top comments
mike3775 39
once you saw it was your dad, why did you keep watching? Once I saw my dad turning on the PC, I would have quit watching
marxistbkly 3
And a video of one of brothers master baring would be less disturbing?
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Comments (201)
perdix 31
Hope he didn't shoot himself in the face. That would be an extra-disturbing image!
PenguinBitch 44
Don't forget the rubbing and licking of the nipples if he has man boobs and his tongue can reach.
onorexveritas 24
that's what password protection is for
Sly_Assassin 11
Have you addressed the issue and ask him to get his own?
geko911 22
OP - Hey dad.. Look I know you've been jerking off in front of my computer and.. Dad - Ohh well if you know does that mean I don't have to hide anymore? Ohh I can't thank you enough! I personally can't think of such a conversation that wouldn't be very awkward. You leave a note or something, not a face to face conversation!
gracehi 33
*assassinates Noor with a shot gun*
mbusey 20
But it wouldn't be as bad if it were your brother...
geko911 22
Or your mother for that matter... Ohh wait..
poccocurantes 7
Bleach? You need to bleach that sticky keyboard and the chair that you sat on writing this FML. Oh the horror.
XxQueenofPuppets 10
And suddenly the chair is no longer usable...
iloveshim 14
And that is what computer locks are for. If you don't have your pc password protected i suggest one, I you do have one he knows... Well change the password. Do you get what I'm putting down?
iloveshim 14
That's what a computer password is for. Get one or change it to something your dad won't guess. If he asks why your computer suddenly is locked tell him because 'SOMEONE is using it to watch ****, do you know who it could be?'
ilovefall10 21
So, I'm just wondering if it was just an accident and you just happened to get the part where he was masturbating. But, if I saw him looking at **** on the computer, I would turned it off instantly.