Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML
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Top comments
Dashiell 0
From now on, ask him to give you foot massages all the time, see how he reacts.
xkaitlinwhitex 0
that's nothing, my dad is addicted to **** and has a horrible habit of making it really obvious. i caught my dad watching **** when i was like 8 (he was looking at it in the kitchen while i was eating and watching tv. WTF?) and recently i found out that he has a fetish for bald women (again, WTF?????????????)
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Comments (155)
mochiko 0
uh nice
xNatsuki 0
You poor thing.
bpack 0
True. *********** would suck lol ydi for invading ur dads privacy. Truth is like 90% of guys watch ****. That includes married men. If u dont want to know about grose crap like that then dont invade a mans privacy.
DeathMetal666 0
WTF?!?!?! EWW!!!! YDI and your dad should be killed in agonizing pain you son of a ****** scum bag!!!
Duckasaurus 0
It says woman, dude. And so what?
kayceesaysfyl 0
well, you're an F-nut.
ikillhobbits 0
u mad bro??
Dashiell 0
From now on, ask him to give you foot massages all the time, see how he reacts.
efwiz 0
With a smile on his mouth and his hand on his c**k I would assume ;-)
term3186 1
Sorry dude, foot fetish is caused by cross-wiring in the brain. Thats why it isn't as common. And it is weird.
Finnboghi 0
Sorry dude, fetishes are caused by specific association with various stimuli during the growth and development of the pleasure center of the brain. It's not 'crossed-wiring', and you're not born that way, either. However, it is not weird, has no negative effects, and can generally be taken as proof that a given person is indeed in-touch with and comfortable expressing their sexual desires. One might go so far as to say it is a healthy sign of a sexually mature being. Someone unlike you.
LunaaBluee 27
Why would she do that knowing fully well it turns him on? That's extremely inappropriate and disgusting to even suggest.
4dakill 0
SO WHAT?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
seb12992 0
Yeah, why's this an FML?
spoo 24
LIKE OMG, YOUR PARENTS SO LIED ABOUT THE STORK!!1!!ONE!
tattoofano 0
haha
ItsTheKanninbal 0
fail
ItsTheKanninbal 0
fail.
snavula 0
Do you know how to use the English language or do you just parrot what you hear? Please explain how this is a fail since you had to write it twice. I especially liked the punctuation even if you didn't capitalize 'fail'. It's amazing how much you can learn about someones retardation from their simple comments on this website.
ihateallpeople 0
It's also amazing how much you can learn about someone's superiority complex from simple comments on this website.
spoo 24
he just needed a place to pop up on the net and be a fail... I think he succeeded in failing personally.
kram02 2
haha he/she is just seeking attention and he/she succeded...lol
xkaitlinwhitex 0
that's nothing, my dad is addicted to **** and has a horrible habit of making it really obvious. i caught my dad watching **** when i was like 8 (he was looking at it in the kitchen while i was eating and watching tv. WTF?) and recently i found out that he has a fetish for bald women (again, WTF?????????????)
Hava_fml 0
Now, thats an FML.
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
what's wrong with that?
Shizden 0
I like turtles.
lovesick4628 0
hey, me too!