Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I was recording a video on Snapchat to send to one of my friends, while unaware that my father had walked in behind me. I was talking about how I can’t watch porn anymore because my phone is broken. He now knows too much. FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, me and my dad were in a sort of prank war. I decided to get him back for one last time tonight, so I hid in his office to scare him. This would have been okay had I not caught him watching porn. I had to hide for an hour. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
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mike3775 39
once you saw it was your dad, why did you keep watching? Once I saw my dad turning on the PC, I would have quit watching
marxistbkly 3
And a video of one of brothers master baring would be less disturbing?
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mike3775 39
once you saw it was your dad, why did you keep watching? Once I saw my dad turning on the PC, I would have quit watching
SirCharles83 13
She should have finished before he finished.
Johnothan23 7
No matter what, she was gonna have a video of one of her family members masturbating. There is no winning there.
cyanidesandwich 21
WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN, CANNOT BE UNSEEN!
poccocurantes 7
It's kind of like when you were a kid watching a scary movie. You knew something bad was about to happen but you just couldn't look away. Who am I kidding, it's nothing like that.
mike3775 39
Not so. Once she saw the dad turning on the PC or going to the website, all she had to do was shut off the tape and not watch anymore. Heck, if she couldn't even see the screen, him reaching for his pants was enough of a clue to know to shut it off.
GlitterValentina 12
She should seriously set a password on her computer or parental controls. And clean her keyboard.
99megster 15
Curiousity killed the cat.
bugmenotmofo 34
Because he could be there by accident (or because of non-****-related reason) and someone else could've used the PC after him to watch ****.
LuckBeNimble 19
I agree with 24, this was a poorly thought out plan. mobile **** people, come on this isn't the Stone Age, geez.
MissNicky177 6
He was masturbating... She saw it... No accident
buddy51 23
........and lysol her floor, chair, and desk to clear the splooge cooties......
Charasaird 3
There is always blackmail...
sens3sfailing 25
Curiosity was framed, ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity lead to more knowledge. Even though it was knowledge nobody wanted to see.
CoDHater 9
#1: her father turning on the computer isn't enough proof to be the one watching ****, It isn't proof at all. And she could've look away when her father got on the website, and unzipped his pants.
jesuisfatigue777 5
We don't know that op actually watched the video...it could just be that they can't get the fact that they have a video of it out of their head..but either way it's pretty freaking messed up
Valiumknights44 12
#71 actually the cat is both dead and alive until we open the box to examine
fortunelady 17
"So awful... Can't look away... Oh God, my eyes!" I imagine OP was paralysed with shock and traumatising horror.
ronski 41
maybe just put the whole computer in the bin.
marxistbkly 3
And a video of one of brothers master baring would be less disturbing?
mike3775 39
I would have quit watching once I saw who it was. There was no need to keep watching, especially knowing what was coming.
CharresBarkrey 16
Seriously, what were they expecting to see? You don't just look at **** without masturbating.
sens3sfailing 25
What kind of parent has to use one of their child's computers to do that? There is usually a family computer or one of the parents personal ones before children get their own from what I am used to. This guy must have a problem and doesn't want his wife catching him if he doesn't know how to get rid of all traces of looking up ****.
80skid 15
I'm sure the brothers and the father are equally disturbing. OP probably just did not expect that kind of behavior from a grown man, let alone her own dad.
rivaraven 35
21, actually my boyfriend and I do look **** without doing anything else.. just to make fun over them.
CharresBarkrey 16
52 - To each their own, I suppose.
eric40962005 8
52 says the guy who puts a dick in his ass so funny
sens3sfailing 25
^Well that was uncalled for...
BusinessTurtle 8
I watch **** for the plot.
SirCharles83 13
123- I watch for the stellar acting.
Brett41 10
Maybe this person is a redneck. The term brotherly/sisterly love takes on a whole new meaning out in hickville...
hillbillyboy1993 7
174- why the **** do you automatically assume redneck means incest? i am as hillbilly as it gets and i believe its digusting. if you wanna start throwing out stereotypes, i see you are a football player so do you go take showers at penn state for the "fun" in the locker room? think about what you say before you say it and dont be so ******* offensive
sovetskiy 8
174- Hickville, Malaysia? Ok.
CougeeSwagg 19
Her brother's are younger and were the expected culprits. She respected her dad, but probably less now.
mysteryman98 6
Damn looks like #186 must've had a bad experience with a younger sister, am I right?
you_failed 15
Where's the bottle of brain bleach when you need it?!?!?!?!
ShannyAK 16
Its right here
gracehi 33
It's right here... in your cleavage??? No thanks. I'll get my own.
ShannyAK 16
No in walmart
shmoelover 13
And we were suppose to know your location how?
geekpower_fml 28
Or a memory worm. ...A what?
MrPlopper 9
It's at the bar!
Redoxx_fml 22
Used it all after I saw my sister plucking her nipples
jmelsha11 11
Too bad her boyfriend thought the nipple hair was an eyelash.
GothickNihilist 15
Doctor Who Christmas special FTW!
misspulkadot24 17
So now you know where those mysterious stains on the carpet are from. Tell him to get his own damn computer if he can't control the urges.
wlddog 14
A computer $600 A spy camera $60 A video of your dad wanking it, priceless. (unless of course you blackmail him for a grand)
jwtiko 6
lol get him a girlfriend
pokemonchick14 12
Just a guess, but he may be married..
thats_my_job 11
Maybe the mom is a prude and dad needs a good outlet for his... urges. Not saying I agree with cheating, but I'm fairly sure the comment was in jest.
poccocurantes 7
Sometimes there are things that **** stars do that any self respecting man would never ask his wife to do. Scratch that. There are things that **** stars do that would lead to a messy divorce if you were to ask your wife to do them.
Werken247 14
Honey, I know it's a donkey, but he has a really nice personality! Yeah, I see your point #118
bwzwally8 15
Reminds me of star Wars. Luke... I am your father.
poccocurantes 7
Noooooooooo!!!!!
bwzwally8 15
yessss
madgrinchhatter 12
Besides the word "father" this has nothing to do with Star Wars
asdfghjklana 9
How did u find out someone was watching **** on ur computer?
jgriff79 23
Search history
KiddNYC1O 22
Cookies.
PenguinBitch 44
Excessive junk mail with the title "Meet Russian Naked Babes in your Area". Yeah had that one before.
poccocurantes 7
If you found out your father was on the computer looking at ****, I would highly suggest deleting the history before I discovered more things I didn't want to know.
jem970 19
I get those emails and I have no idea why :-( I never watch **** but they just showed up one day. It sucks.
The_sGTw_0979 4
#68 sometimes that just happens. :/ my mom went to some Canadian medical website, and ever since she's been getting email from FuckBook.com. *facepalm* I think there are just weird viruses attached to random things.
skyenoelle 15
I don't even know if I would even want to use the computer after that.
CoDHater 9
Search history, she could have been typing in a different URL with the same first letter. Or she could be going on the site herself and saw that it was recently been viewed.
blissblue361 4
history
Supahnova 14
You need more than brain bleach right now.
bluejayscheer 7
Why didn't you turn off the video? You didn't have to watch the whole thing
igive 29
Common sense is a scarcity now-a-days.
CoDHater 9
It doesn't specify that she watched the whole thing. For all we know, she turned it off as soon as she saw that her father was masturbating
ICastillo 25
I bet you also wish you got a big ****-off bottle of brain bleach for Christmas too.
ICastillo 25
Oh man didn't see #3 comment until right now, my bad.