Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, my mom got out a camcorder she's had a while, saying that there were tapes of me from when I was a child. The first tape I put in was a porno starring her and her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I found out my mom has been randomly searching my room. I've asked her repeatedly to stop, but she says it's her right as a parent. In retaliation I started searching their room when they were out, and found porn mags and DVDs. I confronted mom about it. Long story short, dad's in a hotel. What have I done?! FML
Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of when I was a kid. A few minutes into my fifth birthday party, I excused myself and went to grab some snacks for everyone. I returned to realize I had recorded porn over my family videos. FML
Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
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holynemesis1208 3
the only thing the could have topped that was if they walked in on you while you were jerking off to it. haha. what a family bonding moment.
Platoon18 0
dude... gross
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Platoon18 0
dude... gross
Gringe 1
Did u finish?
arms_akimbo 0
Can't find **** online? C'mon.
badboy850 0
maybe he's using an iPod touch. 99% of **** sites with videos now require memberships. it's bullshit
mixximoo 24
You shouldn't be advertising that you know that much about **** sites.
holynemesis1208 3
the only thing the could have topped that was if they walked in on you while you were jerking off to it. haha. what a family bonding moment.
jdawg2010 0
lol. ****** are from staten island. just ask JWOWW. and angelina.
zomgbies 17
LMAO that would be priceless. especially when they realize whats being watched
bking_fml 0
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your mom has to be really hot, if she could play in a **** that you jerk off to ;)
Chura 0
lol @ #19
yougotboyed 0
i actually let out a squemish yelp when i read this
weenaak 0
the camera moved up? that means someone else was filming! lol
Boogie99 0
i agree with #7 make a copy (without gouging your eyes out) and keep it just in case
frisbee37 0
who was operating the camera?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
mudman666 0
you finished didnt you