Today, I used my towel on the counter to clean my glasses. Apparently, my foster cat had peed on it during the night. The wet towel hit my mouth. I started out my day with cat pee on my lips. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
Today, I was eating a donut and watching TV with my cat. I saw a dark glob on my shirt and ate it, thinking it was dropped icing. It was my cat's earwax. Disgusted, I ran to the bathroom and tried to rinse with hydrogen peroxide. I sprayed it in my eye. FML
Today, I replaced my bedsheets with new, clean ones. I went to the bathroom to wash up, and when I came back, my cat had peed exactly where my head would be. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, I gave my cat a little kiss on the head. Just as I was about to tell him I love him, he sneezed directly into my face. It's been two hours and I still can't get the taste of cat snot out of my mouth. I probably need to get a life. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Today, I was told to put away the new toilet paper rolls. I reached in the package only for my hand to get wet, and then noticed the yellow liquid at the bottom. My cat used it as a litter box. At least, I hope it was my cat. FML
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RichardPencil 32
How violently do you clean your glasses?
Thaylok 17
I was wondering if you just pick up towels and suck on them. But, then Iwondered, Why are you cleaning their glasses on your face?
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Comments (5)
Marcella1016 32
You don’t want to know about cat pee. You especially don’t want to know about toxoplasmosis gondii that’s found in cat pee. Or how it is basically a parasite that infects your brain. Or that something like at least 50% of cat owners have been exposed to it. Nope, don’t want to look that up. Maybe be careful around cat pee, though, and don’t let your cat up on counters where they track all the shit from their litter box on surfaces you use and possibly eat off of/prepare food on.
Rozay333 36
Toxoplasmosis comes from cat feces and it’s really not that common. Unless you have several cats that are indoor/outdoor, you should be fine.
SirEnigM0nk 22
Damn, what a piss poor way to start the day :(
RichardPencil 32
How violently do you clean your glasses?
Thaylok 17
I was wondering if you just pick up towels and suck on them. But, then Iwondered, Why are you cleaning their glasses on your face?
Nix188 13
Pee face pee face pee face