Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I was recording a video on Snapchat to send to one of my friends, while unaware that my father had walked in behind me. I was talking about how I can’t watch porn anymore because my phone is broken. He now knows too much. FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, me and my dad were in a sort of prank war. I decided to get him back for one last time tonight, so I hid in his office to scare him. This would have been okay had I not caught him watching porn. I had to hide for an hour. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
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Top comments
mike3775 39
once you saw it was your dad, why did you keep watching? Once I saw my dad turning on the PC, I would have quit watching
marxistbkly 3
And a video of one of brothers master baring would be less disturbing?
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Comments (201)
brian666 4
You deserved it. Really, why couldn't you have just asked? Or just password protect your computer? Instead, you set up a camera knowing that you would see one of your family members jerking off... This FML is actually questionable.
beehardxcore 26
Ohhh God, OP.... I'm scarred for life on your behalf.
paulpings 6
Would have been golden if it had been old santa claus having a quick tug before getting back to the elves though eh?! That footage would be worth way more than a pony! Which is about what it is worth I reckon, though I think this is something that may effect the father/child bond significantly.
Kalipczo 21
Erm, I suggest putting a password on your computer and casually mention to your dad to please ask before using your computer/going in your room.
Steve95401 49
Or maybe the camera will capture him trying to give himself a ********.
6blueviolet6 6
Can someone say black mail
TheEmoSuperman 16
blackmail.
vbmg152 19
Obviously, the Dad has a problem! Blackmail is not the answer!
cobalttanker 14
Put a pass code on your computer
TheEmoSuperman 16
your dad masturbates in your room?
BusinessTurtle 8
*wonders why anyone would use a shotgun as an assassination weapon*
MsPhotolove 5
Ewww...lol