Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I was recording a video on Snapchat to send to one of my friends, while unaware that my father had walked in behind me. I was talking about how I can’t watch porn anymore because my phone is broken. He now knows too much. FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, me and my dad were in a sort of prank war. I decided to get him back for one last time tonight, so I hid in his office to scare him. This would have been okay had I not caught him watching porn. I had to hide for an hour. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
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Top comments
mike3775 39
once you saw it was your dad, why did you keep watching? Once I saw my dad turning on the PC, I would have quit watching
marxistbkly 3
And a video of one of brothers master baring would be less disturbing?
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Comments (201)
smokestrong 1
Dumbass. Dont ask questioms you dont wannaknow the answer to
MissNicky177 6
But she did want to know the answer?
sk83r641 4
YDI for setting up a camera expecting just that to happen.
80skid 15
So do store deserve to get robbed for installing security cameras?
Dracoboxer357 36
79- No, stores set up video cams and Tell you about it to Discourage that type of behaviour. Had Op set up a big, obvious camera directly at the computer, Daddy likely would have walked in, looked at it, pretended he came in looking for a pen or something off her dresser, and left. Setting up a hidden spy cam is really gambling because you don't Know what you're going to see, hence Op needing therapy for seeing her Pops pop wood and rub it. :p I vote YDI as well. If she used the big obvious camera, and her father looked at it and Still choose to ********** while staring at the it the entire time, then it would be FYL for having such a nasty dad. :p Ick.
micahdunk 13
Get the cleaning supplies! So gross.
twinkiefeets 17
That chair will never be clean again and I doubt you will ever sleep again. I'm very sorry op.
TheDeafWalrus 8
Just change the password to your computer. Easy fix for the **** problem. Now the imagery part, that may be a little bit harder to fix.
Vallion 5
Hmm, sounds like you have perfect masturbating material yourself now.
ALuminousHusky 5
You're sick.
jem970 19
Joke or not thats sooooo nasty!
Dracoboxer357 36
69/72- Are you both really surprised? I don't have my reading glasses on right now, but judging from 61's profile pic of himself hanging ugly, hairy and naked from a fence while sucking his own penis, that kind of commentary doesn't phase me in the least. ;)
chris_a7x 11
That's disgusting. Call him out in it see if you can score any free stuff!
Obey_StudBoii 23
Burn the chair an start using password protection on your computer.
september1395 7
I take it your parents are divorced?
DanielleinDC 34
Married people look at ****, ya know. OP, get a password for your computer so dad can't use it to look at ****.
johnny_derp 3
watching **** isn't pervy. watching **** in your sister's room is a little pervy. masturbating in your child's room? no. just no.