Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML
Today, I was recording a video on Snapchat to send to one of my friends, while unaware that my father had walked in behind me. I was talking about how I can’t watch porn anymore because my phone is broken. He now knows too much. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
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narrowords 18
Remember, your silence can be bought.
JMichael 26
Someone had a guilty conscience.
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JMichael 26
Someone had a guilty conscience.
flashback.miss 28
Instead of the telltale heart, it was the telltale moan.
cheshirecat13242 32
Kid: 1, Dad: 0 It'd be interesting to hear the conversation that followed..
saraitkddh 47
or it's just karma
bellebe1998 16
how ironic... lmao.
MortenM 17
Ahhh. Pocket ****. is there any better kind?
narrowords 18
Remember, your silence can be bought.
golden_warrior 23
Ps4 as a Christmas gift and this never happened
bellebe1998 16
and GTA 5
evan_7899 28
and maybe a pornhub subscription for OP, so OP can actually indulge
mein_blut69 15
#48 gets it.
ZooMzy 9
Isn't Pornhub mostly a free site? He shouldn't need to subscribe for videos. Not that I would know....
aneff0592 13
Someone needs to learn how to delete their web browsing history... At least he now knows it wasn't u
iLike2Teabag 27
First, they should learn to pause their ****.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I do this all the time. I'll be hanging out in the back booth of Wendy's playing a little pocket pull while watching some crazy hardcore **** and when my food is done I'll unplug my headphones and the whole place'll hear my phone moaning. That's about the time I rip off my pants and blast my baby gravy all over my frosty while yelling for "the Wendy off the commercials" to come out and play with me. That's just a regular Tuesday for me.. Wednesdays I prefer going to DQ.
Pwn17 25
McFeelii, I know you're kidding, but that was kinda disturbing.
RedPillSucks 33
Don't ask what the queens do with the dairy at DQ
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I can't believe you guys think I'm kidding.. I just poured my heart out and you think it's a joke.. I guess I won't be going back to Wendy's now.. :(
inbredlefthand 10
What the **** 45...
Phillies9513 4
That really sucks OP. Did your folks eventually realize and apologize?
golden_warrior 23
Lol, parents apologizing is something I would love to see.
Anth6ny 9
Proved my parents wrong plenty of times. I just get called a smartass.
zoegirl_455 30
Your dad seems a little forgetful...
thingslikethat 18
lucky for you, you weren't watching **** at the time. unlucky for him he was. how embarrasing for him. sorry op for the traumatic experience. :(
zed34 18
Awkward...
DocBastard 40
You know what else is awkward? Using a cheesy, classless, shirtless photo as your profile picture and impressing exactly nobody.
Welshite 40
I dunno, Doc. It /is/ kinda impressive. I mean, how many people do you know who can hold a camera and take a picture with three fingers?
deathstroke990 22
I love how you describe yourself as simplie and down to earth, but have a half naked picture of yourself as your profile pic.
gc327072 31
30- he's so simple, a shirt is too sophisticated for him.
xSkittle 16
You guys are so mature
Jjimen1654 9
Give him some props getting like him takes time and hardwork. Seriously what is it about insulting and hating on him that makes you feel better? Oh its because he has that body and you dont.
DocBastard 40
Jjimen - Ah, the good old "lol ur just jealous" defence, the classic argument by people who have nothing intelligent to say. No, we tease people with such beefcake profile pictures because they look ridiculous. I give him kudos for his physique. I give him grief for his lack of humility.
evan_7899 28
#35 says the one with a cat wearing shades as the profile pic
Blackcatluck 19
Speak for your self Doc, that picture is impressive whether you like it or not is your opinion also it didn't have anything to do with his comment. Also I must admit, jealousy is apparent in that comment.
DocBastard 40
Blackcatluck - So you can read minds now? Great! What number am I think of? Better yet, where am I thinking you should go? There was no jealousy whether you choose to believe it or not. As I just said, I give him full marks for how he looks, and he's welcome to find a bodybuilding forum to show himself off. But doing that here isn't appropriate.
tinyrosie 21
Wow. How could he not know that he was watching it himself? Your dad deserved it.
Rainhawk94 27
I'm pretty sure he knew but wanted to blame it on op
Grayness_ 26
Lmao. Karmas a bitch ain't it. Smh he was bout to yell at you when it wasn't you in the first place. Hopefully he was ashamed.
saraitkddh 47
I really wanna know his reaction