Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I was recording a video on Snapchat to send to one of my friends, while unaware that my father had walked in behind me. I was talking about how I can’t watch porn anymore because my phone is broken. He now knows too much. FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, me and my dad were in a sort of prank war. I decided to get him back for one last time tonight, so I hid in his office to scare him. This would have been okay had I not caught him watching porn. I had to hide for an hour. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
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Top comments
mike3775 39
once you saw it was your dad, why did you keep watching? Once I saw my dad turning on the PC, I would have quit watching
marxistbkly 3
And a video of one of brothers master baring would be less disturbing?
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Comments (201)
Valiumknights44 12
My concern is why your dad specifically chose you room to get his rocks off.... That's ****** up on levels that shouldn't ever exist.
devourerofbooks 10
Guess you couldn't google how to put a password on it?
UnderClouds 2
Why would you go to the trouble of setting up a camera? I would have just locked my PC with a new password.
False_Stupidity 42
Show him
camirish9 6
Omg.
da_directioner39 17
I drawed a horsey!
andy1500726 19
black mail him into giving u money or a new car!
SunAndMoon427 12
They never said the watched the whole thing, just enough to see who was doing it.
cmac86 24
Classic case of ignorance being bliss. But I can't believe you watched the whole video.
ktwynn 6
@105- I don't know if he really needs to be assassinated. I'd be willing to bet that natural selection is going to get him eventually.