Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Caught in 1080p
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
Red Right Hand
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Bobs and vagene!!
Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
Now watching
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, my drunk dad went off on a tangent about his porn watching habits to the whole family. FML
Not funny
Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Dad, no, enough!
Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML
Top comments
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Was the **** of someone screaming "Don't pinch my nipple"?
kAPISH 29
Put on your **** at a higher volume to show dominance.
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Comments (20)
kAPISH 29
Put on your **** at a higher volume to show dominance.
cacheson 42
If it's bothering you that much, just throw the circuit breaker and shut off all the power. No **** for anyone now!
AverageAvarice 23
Your parents must be really nice to let you police them like that. If anyone shuts off the power I pay for, in my own house, they would not like the result. If he's on a laptop this is also useless.
cacheson 42
Dude... Joke, about a prank, that I would not actually do. My parents and I joke about stuff like that. Together.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Was the **** of someone screaming "Don't pinch my nipple"?
Theguyinthedark 11
I see what you did there ;)
Shadowvoid 33
Ah yes, the wonders that is weird nipple ****.
pengw1 9
Reference game strong
brenton490 19
And this one actually is a **** one. Plot Twist OP heard their dad blasting **** about a girls step dad that is almost the age to her brother pinching her mother nipples in the shower. As the unsuspecting girl heard her mother scream at the top of her lungs" No stop pinching my nipples" as she was walking into the house. Dang kinky **** these days.
freddygasman 18
I bow to you, two posts in one comment.
Stripez234 16
You win FML
NoahK2003 16
Rude awakening
TheNewGuy03 29
Time for a good old-fashioned... POOOOORN BAAAATTLE!!!
vikky538 29
It's time for you to go old school. Buy pent house mags
ohSNAPyall 27
Yeah, that'll show him!
olpally 33
You are always 2 clicks away from black cocks.... -Ted 2... Lol.
Scarylizard1798 23
Time to move out haha
aaronsayshi 21
Better **** than your mom