Today, me and my dad were in a sort of prank war. I decided to get him back for one last time tonight, so I hid in his office to scare him. This would have been okay had I not caught him watching porn. I had to hide for an hour. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watch as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML
Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said, "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML
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Top comments
CrazyFastRapper 7
*Has to pee the whole time*
Jezterking 15
Caught one-handed... Dun dun dun
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Comments (50)
CrazyFastRapper 7
*Has to pee the whole time*
_Adog2645 24
What does that red pepper next to op's name mean?
SecundusSecunda 27
I think it means that it's a "hot" FML
AmyPond17 33
@24 It means it's not safe for work
Welshite 40
I didn't realize watching **** was serious enough to be worth blackmailing over. I guess I'll have to destroy all my tapes and get rid of the cameras in my neighbors' bedrooms.
Jezterking 15
Caught one-handed... Dun dun dun
heatherrr17 19
I'm hoping you're a guy!
Jumbled_Mess 7
Wait, how does the gender of the OP have any relevance what so ever?
Jumbled_Mess 7
Seriously, downvotes for me? I'm the only one who thinks it would be just as bad to catch your father masturbating as catching your mother masturbating?
Tripartita 45
That's nothing, #5; I'm hoping the OP is two little people under a trench coat. Get on my level.
moondoglou420 17
For whatever reason it definitely seems more traumatic if OP was a girl. Not sure why.
babs22291 15
I guess if his daughter caught her father masturbating that would definitely be way more awkward than being a teenage boy and catching your father.
ObviousBooty 14
Alas, I am indeed a girl.
FYlife604 18
fairly attractive one at that.
AngusEcrivain 18
Fairly? lol don't go too crazy with your compliments there...
heatherrr17 19
Because it would be more awkward if you were a girl
Jay18 22
Sweet Home Alabama
vikky538 29
Pron and prank does go HAND in HAND
gabimk23 13
looks like your dad won that one
toolazytotype99 18
Why didn't you just jump out and scare him as soon as he walked in?
808andheartbreak 16
terribly constructed prank!
Jumbled_Mess 7
My first thought was "why didn't you jump out of hiding as soon as it came on rather than enduring the 'full session'?" Then I realized that you probably froze. An that it might have been, um, "too late".
Jay18 22
would've been better if he did it while he was whacking it
KingLewisII 34
plot twist he knew you were there so he turned the **** on, on purpose.
danm_1 28
seems like the prank is on you! But I'm sorry, OP! That must have sucked so bad. I hope you're not too scarred by what you heard/saw
Magnoxidans 19
If the choices were A) Jump out straight away explain the situation or B) sit in the same room as a **** watching, masterbating (assuming) father and you opted for the latter... Sorry OP but you're an idiot and YDI