Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I found out that my dad came across my nudes that got leaked online. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML
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lolfood 24
You deserve it for snooping.
crazycly 7
And you kept looking after the first one why???
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Comments (99)
myelias25 15
What did u expect to find ?
cari_cat 19
Why would you want to find anything "sick and twisted"? And it sounds like OP looked at all of it :s
JMichael 26
Seems like OP is the sick and twisted one.
ThatHorse 15
It seems like OP was wondering if his father looked at the same "sick and twisted" **** that OP does...
grajax 24
Only 2 ways I can think of are that he didn't realize it was his mom at first or he did realize it but thought the other stuff would be different.
lolfood 24
You deserve it for snooping.
WaltzingPhanthom 23
Snoop dawg.
mfmylifesrsly 30
agreed. also I find it sweet that it's mainly nudes of his mom :)
buttcramp 21
36, i laughed way too hard at your comment! 2, i totally agree. You never snoop!
Nordrag 26
Curiosity killed the cat. No satisfaction here to bring you back though.
Shmatterhorn 38
What is seen...cannot be unseen.
Nordrag 26
This reminds me of the time I went through the pictures on my mom's phone. My aunt had just sent her a picture of her new boobs after a boob job. Not only can it not be unseen, but my aunt knows I saw and makes jokes about it still years later.
flyingmind_fml 17
wow it's awkward
aruden 25
were they at least good looking boobs?
crazycly 7
And you kept looking after the first one why???
jerryj 27
OP, is your name Oedipus?
petitealien 1
Well, now we know what kind of sick,twisted shit you're into, OP!
DizzyDreamer90 15
And this is why we never snoop through other people's ****... some things are better left unknown.
AllSoul 23
Why would you even want to know what your dad jerks off to?
pooldude 24
well you have to understand that he, too, is a man. and clearly the nude pics were consensual. And more importantly you were snooping around your father's personal property. so YDI !
hunterluv1 20
better than other women, no? be happy they still have that fire
Dillyduzit 23
That's what I'm saying!