Today, while my girlfriend was playing a game on my phone, an unknown number sent me a nude picture and the words "Miss you, baby." This person's mistake just cost me a black eye, and probably my relationship too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Overbearing girlfriend
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Awkward...
Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Top comments
mike3775 39
Wrong number text eh? Be easy to prove if you have a call history on your phone, show her that
Kovu_fml 16
That happened to me once, thankfully boyfriend wasn't there and it was also of a female so if he were there he probably wouldn't have been that mad.
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lolaroxie 12
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A mistake... sure
Sillydeadperson 17
You don't know anything about this person. How can you be sure that this wasn't a mistake?
sens3sfailing 25
You don't know anything about sarcasm! How can you be so sure they really thought that?
Meettitan 14
Is that..... Justin Bieber?
HKCgrimmjow 15
I wonder if he kept the nude picture... Am I the only one thinking that?
MinecraftGeek 8
Probably not. xD I was thinking that too.
Cashtangoteam 10
At least the OP got a nude photo out of the deal.
MikeM27 6
Knocked TF out!
LightningCactus 12
Sir please, contain yourself.
djjmax 7
Thumbed TF down
CharresBarkrey 16
Your picture is the playboy logo, yet you can't say "the ****?"
Deeznutzhairy 7
Calm your nips. Please.
holagranola 15
Just try to explain what happened to her, hopefully she'll understand it was a mistake.
spekledworf 18
Honestly, it's not something that's believable. My ex had pictures of other women on his phone and claimed it was his brothers that were using his phone. While I never accused him of cheating over it, I still never believed it.
LolPieRofl 11
Yeah they could just look at the area code if they made a mistake
Werken247 14
If she punched you, dump her! The abuse will only get worse. Then hook up with the girl that sent the nude pic, she's lonely and sounds like a whole lot more fun!
mike3775 39
Wrong number text eh? Be easy to prove if you have a call history on your phone, show her that
conqueror57 11
Better yet, a phone bill. On-phone call/text logs can be deleted.
Kovu_fml 16
That happened to me once, thankfully boyfriend wasn't there and it was also of a female so if he were there he probably wouldn't have been that mad.
ShannyAK 16
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You never know, I kissed a girl and my boyfriend almost dumped me
T1A2Z3 35
The first comment is saying as she is straight her boyfriend would have understood it was a wrong number. You are a disgusting cheater and you should be dumped. You can't get away with cheating because of the gender of the person...
sens3sfailing 25
If I had a girlfriend I absolutely trusted and she asked and talked to me about it and cleared she just wanted to experiment and that she wasn't having a relationship with this other girl and I knew and trusted the other girl, I would agree as long as I could watch. Not to make sure how far they went, just to enjoy the view. That's just me, and if she just did it off of a whim and didn't tell me about it, it would be no different from cheating. But everybody's different
jem970 19
So its ok if you can watch huh? Wow. Pig.
bananagrams 9
Can't blame him
LauraChristie 4
You look like an ugly ***** I'm surprised he didn't leave.
soph_volleyball 11
Why would u kiss a girl when u have ur boyfriend? That's not too smart...
lailathebrain 10
I can't thumbs down this enough.
poccocurantes 7
Yeah i'm with you 40. Watching your girlfriend with another woman... Jump in there and get some of that action. Maybe we should just shorten this to
poccocurantes 7
my sarcasm alert didn't show up in my post.
sens3sfailing 25
Sorry people, my watching joke didn't come across. What the real point was if she was experimenting with her sexuality, I wouldn't be jealous enough let her try it, if she wanted to be with this girl, then we break up. I am not a clingy, forcing a woman to be with me no matter what dick head. I say this because I had a girlfriend who was curious and she did talk to me about it and I knew and trusted both girls and my girlfriend insisted I watch so that I knew they did nothing more than kiss for curiosities sake. It's my ******* opinion, and if you think I am a pig because I made a joke about watching my girlfriend be with another girl, reconsider, because I wasn't serious about that and do apologize for the non seriousness in that part of my post being so obscure. My fault, I am no pig,
rockstar362 8
This will probably get thumbed down, but call me old-fashioned: I'm not really so into the whole having a girlfriend who hooks up with other girls or really anyone else for that matter
rockstar362 8
Is that weird?
molzipan 16
I know a few guys who feel the same way, #69. Including my boyfriend who left one of his exes for it because she was constantly making out with other girls. Some of us just need total commitment in our relationships.
spekledworf 18
Just because it's with another girl doesn't mean its not cheating. Would you be okay with her asking to experiment with other men, as long as you watched? I believe you should be faithful to one person. If you want to experiment, do it while you're single. Otherwise, it's cheating.
sens3sfailing 25
People don't seem to get my point. It was a ******* joke. I wouldn't want to my girlfriend kissing another girl unless it was for her personally trying to find herself. It was an obscure absolutely awful joke, but I stated, it is still cheating in my first comment. I am not endorsing a girlfriend recreationally kissing other girls, and I know I am going to get thumbed down again, but some of you apparently illiterate ***** don't seem to get the god damn point I am making and it is ******* pissing me off.
Vallion 5
Pig.
greenwich1945 13
FML tip, #81 - don't resort to insulting other commenters when you know you're losing. It doesn't make your argument more credible and it pisses people off.
sens3sfailing 25
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I am a far more experienced commenter than you and are all of you this stupid. I said I don't care it will get thumbed down, I am expressing myself and letting you all know that you are all pissing me off for still believing me to be a pig because of a terrible joke. I am not going to be polite to you idiots
Epikouros 32
Hey, don't call someone a pig for making a boring, long-winded joke. That's not nice. We do have a sense of humor. Watch Babe if you don't believe me.
charvisioku 22
68: "I am not a clingy, forcing a woman to be with me no matter what dick head." So guys who aren't okay with their girlfriends 'experimenting' are? I understand your point about letting her experiment but some people do still see that as cheating. Those people aren't necessarily clingy.
rockstar362 8
84: why care so much what people on FML think of you?
klutz44 28
Don't worry 84, I get what you're saying. I wouldn't do the same in my relationship but to each their own.
netflixjunkie8 8
You go Glen Coco.
netflixjunkie8 8
I agree with both of you. A relationship should be a huge commitment if both are serious. Not what it is nowadays.
asdfghjklana 9
Bad timing!
lacrosseplaya 13
No shit Sherlock
_W00H00_ 6
If you're gf can't understand after you explain, your relationship probably wasn't the best.
spazz666 18
Are you saying that if you were in a relationship and using your significant other's phone and received a nude photo of someone else you wouldn't be upset? Who knows, maybe OP has a history of cheating, maybe he has a history of lying etc. I wouldn't call getting mad about something like that a bad relationship
saksxalmo 20
Um, punching your partner is abusive. That to me is a bad relationship. Yes, she can get mad, but she can't punch him. If it were the other way around and he hit her, would it be okay? And don't say any of that BS about women being unable to harm men, because she DID give him a black eye.
neeni88 23
16 - Um, if OP does have a history of cheating and/or lying, and the girlfriend still had trust issues over that, then yeah, it isn't a good relationship. Trust is key. If OP truly is honest and trustworthy, then the girlfriend should (after being initially upset and a bit taken off guard) come around and believe him. And yeah, like 47 said, punching him was totally out of line! And another thing, if the number does not show up in his contact list, there's your proof right there!
chris274 8
While I agree with the top part, a smart cheater wouldn't keep the other person's number kept as a contact. (Not speaking from personal experience)
80skid 15
At least you have that picture to cheer you up :)
pmadNess 16
Heh heh...
mikeymayhem_87 15
Perhaps.... But what if it was a pic of somebody hideous, like who has a mono brow, a hunchback, and warts? I wouldn't keep the pic!
misspulkadot24 17
I would have a really hard believing it was a mistake. The odds are NOT in your favor, my friend.
misspulkadot24 17
Time*
biglittlehead 12
It's such a common phrase I read the word "time" even though it wasn't there.
sens3sfailing 25
Yeah suuuuure! What's really between your legs 19? Just playing :P
196hill 3
The only resign you say that is because you have no one shut the **** up you fat ******* cow
ICastillo 25
Damn dude you get nudies without asking..you are one cool guy. Sucks for the bad timing though. You my friend are Bad Luck Brian.