Johnothan23

Mr Anchorage, Alaska 35 years-old Single

howaboutno 14 March 2013, 09:02 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend, whom I haven't heard from in a whole month, turned up at my door because it was apparently "steak and blowjob day." FML

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Anonymous 1 September 2013, 22:35 Cypress, United States

Bruvophobia

Today, my mom mentioned how she loves a certain actor's "British" accent. I couldn't help but mention that there's no such thing, and that there are lots of different accents in Britain. She got pissed and lectured me for "lying" to her and trying to make her feel stupid. FML

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