bloodyLIP
United States
Today, I learned the hard way that an ice cube is capable of ripping the skin off your bottom lip. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
mk
Canada
Today, I had a big craving for a popsicle so I went to a convenience store and bought one. On my first bite, my upper lip got stuck to it. I ripped it off and spent the next 10 minutes trying to stop the bleeding from the giant cut I'd put in my lip. It hurt too much to finish the popsicle. FML
idiot
Newcastle, Australia
Today, I took a swig of lemonade from my cup, only to feel something hard in my mouth. Thinking it was a roach or something, I freaked out and spat out the drink. I doused my laptop and soaked myself in the process, only to find out it was a small ice-cube. FML
SJDAOisdjlkSADlksda
United States
Today, I witnessed my sister use some ice cubes on her blistered toes, then quietly return them to the tray in the fridge. I've been putting ice from there into my drinks for weeks. FML
Anonymous
Suwanee, United States
Today, I had so much skin peeling off my lips that it got caught in my fork as I was eating. FML
Clutz
United States
Today, after I had finished vacuuming, I ripped the cord out of the outlet and it hit me in the face cutting both my top and bottom lip. FML
Vicky
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML
Grossed out
Bizarre topping
Today, I was eating an ice cream on a sidewalk and some woman decided it was time to clip her toenails on her balcony above me. One of the nail shards fell onto my ice cream. FML
manicmandy
United States
Today, I learned that ice cubes do not cool down hot oil. Instead, it causes a massive explosion of hot grease to splatter all over my parents' kitchen. FML
person
Jordan
Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML
monkeycannon7
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Top comments
joooeee 3
which lips?!?!
PrincessesCrown 17
Put some ice on it. Wait! Maybe not.
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Comments (129)
1215116a 14
Awee :(
PrincessesCrown 17
Put some ice on it. Wait! Maybe not.
EliseAqua 0
^win
Juggalette_623 9
wintacular XD
thatbitch99 0
^fail^
KatrinaKitten 16
Hey, nice car ;)
thatbitch99 0
ha ha ha
Kylias 6
I wonder, why was there ice on your lip in the first place?
Lucidium 0
^ yeah NO.
BigJay13 0
21.- you made me lol
morgan320 0
You gotta watch out for Ice Cube, he's a gangster.
LaidToRest48 9
i read "Bottom Hip" I was like Wtf how is that possible!
mexmelli13 0
^ YEAH win
saaaalt 4
I mean you could of poured warm water on it to melt the ice .... but, that's just a thought ;)
Angi95 3
Okay your not suppose to touch dry ice just saying. jk I've had ice get stuck to my lip but never pull off the skin.
UnderTheMoon 0
Have you NOT seen A Christmas Story? Tongue or moist surface + cold object= Duh, stuck. Same thing.
DenisV95 2
that hurts.
fuff_fml 4
thats happened to me:( its hurts bad lol but it happened to my tounge
EatnBeef 7
it just tickles me. there's a switch in every humans back with two settings: hurt and tickle. mines in tickle:)
WompWompWomp123 7
Wet that ice nice and good next time you put it in your mouth. Oh yeah!
staceysgenesis16 0
ouch :(. stupid ice cube.
Death_From_Above 0
how is it a stupid ice cube? more like stupid OP
staceysgenesis16 0
true that.
Death_From_Above 0
yeah. true that!
traze 7
How the ****? just how the ****?
PrincessesCrown 17
traze just stop posting, trust me you sound smarter when your not typing.
traze 7
And who the **** is you? FML owner?
traze 7
Huh, who are you? answer me......
ILoveEggnog 7
You're quite the intellectual giant, aren't you traze?
traze 7
Nah I'm not, I'm obtuse. I sense you are though?...would like to enlighten me with your vast amount of knowledge?
docscientist 10
Ice from the freezer can tear the skin off your lip. Care to know why? Look it up like a well-adjusted individual in the age of the Internet.
Spenerish 0
Saying "How the ****?" multiple times does not make you seem cool or funny.
pandabearsmiles 0
When I read your comments Traze, all I think is "Herp, derp, DERP."
sydmadhurf 6
ok why is everyone hating on traze or whatever?! we should all be friends here:)
awesome545 1
it's just like sticking your tounge to a pole in the winter.
YacL 15
Because **** you, that's why. JK... I think people are hating on him because he makes stupid comments I guess. I'm not so sure, but that's what it seems like.
mandywaffles 0
22- you're* Just saying, don't insult someone and then fail in the process of doing so.
mexmelli13 0
#41 WIN
mexmelli13 0
#41 WIN
Clouded_Rhino 0
if you want to know JUST how the **** it's possible then try for yourself until you get it JUST right. :D
regsworld11 2
Sucks for you! Happens to the best of us though!
joooeee 3
which lips?!?!
Mattsta123 5
that. is a very good question
KatrinaKitten 16
What a smart cookie you are!
sydmadhurf 6
oh. my. gosh. that was hilarious!! and just what I needed right now!! thanks:)
emjay09 0
unmm really? you JUST figured that out?? have you not seen the kid with his tongue stuck to a frozen pole???
jennifer93 0
guess that's the last time you're gonna make out with an icecube...
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Sheesh.