Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, I realized that I’m one of those freaks: I took my cat on a walk. FML
Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML
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Top comments
Cad6 24
That stinks. It's quite a cat-astrophe indeed.
charlotte69er 7
Have u cleaned it lately ?
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Comments (108)
Cad6 24
That stinks. It's quite a cat-astrophe indeed.
l0v3p4in 7
Cat pee is one of the worst smells that is extremely difficult to remove - even with Febreze. It's like a skunk's musk. FYL, OP.
Roevera 14
Your cat just trolled you..
RedPillSucks 33
Sulfur (lit matches) will get the smell out
DeboDaGreat 3
******* are out of control nowadays..
crazycatlady5 6
Cat pee is gross, but I think cats are AWESOME. Thumb me down all you want.
ShyAnn29 15
It's the Ammonia in it that makes it smell so bad
SirJamin 4
I'm eating with my dad :D
benhd1 14
Thanks for sharing
tiptoppc 21
Nobody likes a smelly pussy
charlotte69er 7
Have u cleaned it lately ?
Pandacupcakelove 26
How is the letter "u" supposed to clean a litterbox? Sorry, worst joke ever, I know! I just couldn't help myself!
Krysk_fml 0
49- For your joke to be grammatically correct, the comment would have to be 'has u cleaned it lately'
deviable 9
There are various reasons cats will pee outside their box. Bladder problems, if it isn't clean, or if they're in heat. If the box was clean I would suggest taking it to the vet to get it checked just on case. I had a cat that peed everywhere before we managed to get her fixed, so it might not be anything bad.
MWhinery95 8
Hopefully so.
muffinXmonster 12
The litter box, the kitty or the backpack? -stalker:)
lowshadows 21
smart cat LOL!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Would it be smart if I pissed on all of your stuff?
andrewl12 0
How is it smart for a cat to pee on a backpack? You obviously don't own a cat.... Cus last time I checked, backpacks shouldn't smell like urine.
onealmxwilson 18
Lmao
Priscilla43 2
42, stfu obiousy it was a joke!! have to take everything to the ass!!
rustylane 6
Blargblargblargblarg
Justforlolz 14
100- a joke that is absolute shit. Start your last sentence with "I", and then it makes more sense.
baybeegirrrl95 5
Try a different litter
cradle6 13
Cats don't give a damn.
andrewl12 0
Neither do honey badgers
ShadesOfBlue5 9
Look at that sleepy ****
blue_mist 7
HEhe!!!!! To the honey badgers!!
natsaysheyyy 16
And that's when you pick that cat up, rub his face literally into his pee, all while yelling at how much of a bad cat he is. Because that shit would not ******* fly in my house.
Birdie_Sage 0
Cute! Either train your cat or clean it. Cats always like their litter box clean.
nickdunbar 8
Yes... Thats so cute
THE_A_TEEN 28
But...but...but you're a bird. How would you find a CAT doing something like that...cute? In the words of a famous lawyer: Now that does not make sense
Saraahx97 0
Maybe hes tired of "doing the mainstream thing". Hes a cat-hipster.
CalCommando 6
mainSTREAM, as in a stream of piss. Derp.
lexieecaat 0
that sucks. cat pee stains are really hard to get out
Pentium_4 27
and they smell worse than sulfur mixed with rotten eggs
Sebastian_NG 17
Are you a catnip dealer?
littletinyME 5
That would piss me off!
bertman21 5
Time to get out the shotgun
KiddNYC1O 22
Animal cruelty is NOT tolerated.
bertman21 5
It's not cruelty it's death.
auzz1_pride 9
125- ever thought that 27 was joking?
Yerg 0
Ever think that even joking about it isnt funny?
benhd1 14
125 Ever think he's talking about the guy who made the horrible pun?