Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I woke up to find that my cat had peed all over my coffee table, and more specifically on my laptop, completely ruining it. When I confronted her, she looked at me with what I can only describe as a smug expression, as if to say, "You're not the boss of me." FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML
Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML
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XxNekoLovexX 26
Did this kitten just hate you from the start when it was in the womb? 0.0
UnluckyLatina 22
I'm honestly not surprised
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Comments (75)
jmfreee 16
Kick his ass Seabass.
odamaliekh 26
No.
Earths_Venus 25
Really? Advocating violence against animals? How about offering some advice, like try changing the type of kitty litter, have several boxes, make sure they're clean, and if that doesn't work take the kitten to the vet to rule out other problems.
buckstop1 37
Can't take a joke I see...
kinky44 28
Dumb and Dumber reference for all you idiots that didn't get it and went straight to attacking #1.
Techno101 13
This shit just got real tumblr
drunk_crow 12
#20 Why would he do that if it's not even his cat?
ratman775 27
Haha. Dumb and Dumber.
Ewexz 17
OP, was that his last day in your house? ;)
JarodWalrus 14
In case you people couldn't tell, #46 was being sarcastic.
XxNekoLovexX 26
Did this kitten just hate you from the start when it was in the womb? 0.0
ItsDutch 16
That was just the kitten's way of showing op that it's the boss. That and it gives no *****.
TheBelt 19
Cat sent straight from hell
redstone7693 29
Cats are dicks
keithsbooty 20
Cats... Aka the Spawn of Satan
Meepson 9
Hitler cat strikes again!
FlyingLeumer 19
The definition of "My Cat from Hell"
AlchemistEd 12
it sucks, but it's a baby. and being a kitten would be impossible to stay mad at
tantanpanda 26
try me.
bgreen1111 16
It just wants to show that its in charge. Fear the mighty kitten! Bow down, humans, or face the wrath of pee!
imahobbitlol 24
That's why dogs are better. They may pee around the house but they don't do it intentionally. You just have to train them. Plus, dogs are better in general.
buckstop1 37
Depends on what you're looking for in a pet, and what kind of person you are. It's only a matter of opinion really.
rocker_chick105 31
Disagree. Male dogs do pee around the house intentionally. So do female dogs. It's a territory thing
Mynamewontfi 40
"You just have to train them." As if you don't have to train a cat to pee in the litterbox..
BadApple88 29
I love cats with no ***** to give lol
laden_swallow09 35
Somehow, I doubt you have a cat like that.
paramor3 23
No cat gives a single flying ****!
UnluckyLatina 22
I'm honestly not surprised