Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a piss in my toilet, and my cat came and jumped up onto the toilet bin and looked at what I was doing. Instinctively, thinking she'd jump in or something, I grabbed her while I was midstream, causing me to piss on her, and on my hand. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
Today, I was cleaning the litter box and found a large clump. I later found my 3-year-old peeing there instead of in the toilet. FML
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Top comments
Matheo_fml 21
Everybody deserves the privacy while being on the toilet. I would have done the same thing.
tipsy2013 24
Some litter boxes are covered. Cats deserve privacy too.
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Comments (47)
SideOfTheAngels 23
How do you not notice a cat in a litter box?
tipsy2013 24
Some litter boxes are covered. Cats deserve privacy too.
One_Way 43
It sounds like it was covered, by the way the FML is worded. Most uncovered litter boxes don't have a top half.
SideOfTheAngels 23
Ahh okay my mistake I didn't know they had those - our cat always had an uncovered one :) apologies OP.
buddy_J 16
Even if it's a covered box 1: they usually make some noise in the litter box. 2: did they not notice the cat wasn't around in its usual spots? I would check first
CrazyGirlfriend 21
Whenever we had the boxes with a cover we would still have to take off the top to change it so we could put litter back in the box. never seen one where you leave the top on. hm.
pickmikk 12
Yeah but if you decide to commit to this every time you change the litter box (i.e. Every day) you're going to have a bad time
mariamilian 20
seriously, the opening to a litter box is huge. how could you not have the common sense to check?
MegasaurusRex89 28
I have one that has a "stairway" into the covered dome litter box. It's literally impossible to see inside without opening it. OP likely has one similar.
brenton490 19
I thought you are suppose to knock before entering!
CrazyGirlfriend 21
how do you put litter back into the box without opening it?
Matheo_fml 21
Everybody deserves the privacy while being on the toilet. I would have done the same thing.
thatsLEGENDARY 15
At least they got sprayed rather than spayed
Hildy93 21
The smell had to be just horrid
UhHuhHoney 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Gross. Better than what I witnessed; I seen a dog get ran over. Now that sucked!
smokecloud_ 37
Also made me sad. :( I'm gonna go cuddle my dog and kitties now.
buddy_J 16
Congratulations, you won the most off topic comment award
itsme82 18
Yeah well.. My cat laid on my chest, looked lovingly into my eyes, and then sneezed into my face. Then hopped down and trotted off. LOLOL!!
olpally 33
Cats are the devil...
tormcn 26
This is why I don't own a cat. They're malicious.
alexanderavatar 24
unreasonable cats these days how could they get mad when you lift them while they are taking a piss
enginsteve 17
What does that even mean? Cheesing, as I understand it, means to smile your ass off to the point of looking dopey for a picture.
AviKerensky 17
So how pissed were you?