Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, I realized that I’m one of those freaks: I took my cat on a walk. FML
Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML
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Top comments
Cad6 24
That stinks. It's quite a cat-astrophe indeed.
charlotte69er 7
Have u cleaned it lately ?
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Comments (108)
gracehi 33
You probably need to change the litter and wash the litter box. You don't like using a nasty smelly bathroom, and neither does your cat. Your cat's sense of smell is 14 times stronger than yours. If you can smell her litter box, just imagine how overwhelmingly rank it is to her!
voiceofreason2 0
Get rid of it. It has no respect for you or your backpack.
GothicAngel17 24
Or it just doesn't want to pee in a filthy litter box? I hope you never have pets.
rachelloc 6
your backpack might have something catlittery in it :P
jaff23 11
Time to get a dog!
edfd3212 1
If it's not your backpack what's the problem?
petshopstories 0
(Smart Cat pun) Oh wait Cat puns aren't smart they're cheesy!
VeganVampyre 27
No... Mouse puns are cheesy. (Yeah, I know...)
teresedanielle 2
YDI for having a cat.
TheEpicMilkMan 13
The only time I would allow any cat to piss on a backpack is when i see Dora The Explorers backpack.....so many memories of that asshole telling me I was wrong >.< attack him kitteehhhhh
j_cat187 20
I had a cat like that. Now he lives outside.
DataWog 30
... you know, cats will choose to relieve themselves elsewhere than the litter box if it's too dirty. I've had several cats in my lifetime, one of which was even feral as a kitten (we had to set out a live trap baited with salmon to catch her), and I've never had a single occasion where they relieved themselves in the house anywhere besides the litter box. I rarely say YDI, but maybe if you cleaned out the litter box more often the cat wouldn't be so aloof to the thought of setting foot inside it.