Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, I realized that I’m one of those freaks: I took my cat on a walk. FML
Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML
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Top comments
Cad6 24
That stinks. It's quite a cat-astrophe indeed.
charlotte69er 7
Have u cleaned it lately ?
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Comments (108)
mrshr3dalot 11
Cats are evil!!!!!!!
cylus13 9
Clean the box more often. That's what the cat told you.
Six_and_the_Moon 3
Love how many people say 'get a dog'. My friends dog ***** on their couch when they are away half the time. When there is an issue like this, it can happen regardless of what type of animal it is and you just have to find the root cause and treat it. Jesus.
BlAzEtHiS 0
I would beat that lil bastard within an inch of its life.
notjohn 4
Another reason not to get a cat and that's cats are vindictive evil animals.
misshighjinks 5
Scumbag cats
winterlies 8
I speak from experience, there is a number of causes for it. Either it's not cleaned to the cats liking, it has a smell they don't like (perfume, etc.) they don't like where it is. Other things can also be that they feel stressed, lonely, etc. and are trying to get your attention.
lemonsquid 6
Was it your backpack?
kalbrek009 20
Obviously there's a problem, if the car isn't fixed-get it fixed...take your cat to the vet & see if it has any health problems (uti's, etc.) if that's not the issue then you may have to use a non-perfumed type of litter. As always, make sure you scoop it's box a minimum of once EVERY DAY (some need more dependent on usage), although some cats have been know to be upset by over cleaning because they can't smell their past potty & think you don't want them to use it anymore if you scoop too often, & some will mark your items so that wherever you go-other cats will know you belong to your cat. I have experienced all of the above in the 35 yrs I've had different cats. I even had one that wouldn't use her box if one of my roommate's cats had used it even once (a territorial thing). Good luck & hope you fare better in the future.
Briget_fml 3
Can we say defiant..