Today, I was one of five people called up to the front in class to receive a special notice from the school administration. The first four people received awards for outstanding effort in school. Mine was a notice that I had overdue library fines. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, I tried to return a library book sneakily to avoid the overdue fine. I slid it on the counter but the scanner screamed, lights flashed, and the librarian announced my humiliatingly overdue name like a game show host. FML
Today, I attended my school's special invitation-only awards ceremony, relieved that I was getting a much-needed scholarship. I watched all my friends go up and win scholarships. In the end, I only got a certificate for doing well on the PSAT. My whole family showed up for this. FML
Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML
Today, I went to an Honors Convocation for my school. I received a letter a few weeks earlier telling me I received an award. Surprised and proud, I invited my family to join me to see what award I was receiving. I couldn't find my name in the program. I was invited by mistake. FML
Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML
Today, I was elected "class mom", even though I didn’t want to do it. I was also handed several envelopes in the hectic school hallway, containing parental cash contributions for the year. I lost several of the envelopes while rushing to my car, and now have to contribute €100 instead of €25. FML
Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML
Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML
Today, I was sternly told that if I didn't pass more students, I would be out of a job. I then went to my class to collect papers, and was stymied by how I could be giving passing grades to the 12 of 24 who didn't turn anything in. College students. FML
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TheBarnacle 4
you got owned. big time.
perdix 31
The whole "awards ceremony" facade was just a big scam -- it was really a school-wide intervention to confront you about your hoarding behavior. They want you to go to the meetings of Pack Rats Anonymous. It's like all of those 12-step programs, except that it's only 4 steps. They don't want you bastards hoarding steps!
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Comments (83)
tacoking5000 0
agreed
ActionManly 11
Fail.
mona_is_here 10
ActionManly, are you the guy on the right side of your pic?
ActionManly 11
Haha nope ;)
mona_is_here 10
daaamn I'm not good at guessings xD so the girl?
Ali_Br_fml 33
or just maybe the 'manly' man in the middle? actionmanly, r u a man?
mona_is_here 10
ActionManly got us alll intrigued :D
RedPillSucks 33
Erm.... More intrigued by Ali_Br....
PinkieKeen 20
No your not getting a reward your getting a fine
eihtballplaya_fml 4
better late than never you did the right thing
radmuffin 12
Haha same when I was in high school. I once kept a book the entire school year and they didn't care. LMAO Sucks for you OP.
matt1337c 0
You have to be a dumbass not to get one of those awards. YDI
andruha1123 5
ydi for being a lazy dumbass!
roxxy_surf 0
um thts not even bad :/ ahaha complaining bitch FYAFP
andruha1123 5
WTF!? I posted like 5 comments on last few flms and none showed up?!!
Miss_lunatic 8
Hahahah
roxxy_surf 0
none of my comments are showing!?
UsaTrackstar 0
Aye where the jawns wit the fake **** at?
supermannewt 0
#13 is HOT
roxxy_surf 0
aw thanks 17 I can't really say anything about you considerig you don't have a picture...
supermannewt 0
I can't find my camera sry. + I'm using the iPod fml app so i gotta use a computer to do tht and I'm away from it 4 a while sry :-S