Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, I realized that I’m one of those freaks: I took my cat on a walk. FML
Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML
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Top comments
Cad6 24
That stinks. It's quite a cat-astrophe indeed.
charlotte69er 7
Have u cleaned it lately ?
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Comments (108)
thatsabiggun 11
@deviable or cuz the box is nastyass
lovinglife77 3
That's what you get for having a cat!
nvo 6
Clean the box daily? If that doesn't do it, switch to another litter?
calilovesneb 12
Hahaha my cats are constantly doing something like this, I have 15 of them. There's just no stopping it...
hurrican_fml 0
Put the litter on the backpack
sportstar691 12
Im sorry but you did deserve this as you watched and let it happen
KittyHawkMarch 29
Lol my one cat does that all the time! The other STANDS ON HER BACK LEGS in the litter box while peeing and sometimes pukes on my bench jackets. Cats I love them so much!
saidawhiting 14
Cats are jerks.
Draven69 6
Cats are just awful like that >.< I totally feel your pain, my oldest cat likes to pee on my shoes for whatever reason... I always have to have my door closed and whatnot...
fmlahahaha 5
Try changing the litter