Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, I realized that I’m one of those freaks: I took my cat on a walk. FML
Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML
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Top comments
Cad6 24
That stinks. It's quite a cat-astrophe indeed.
charlotte69er 7
Have u cleaned it lately ?
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Comments (108)
Estapc 3
My daughters cat did the same thing. I solved the problem by having her clean it twice a day!
littletinyME 5
Haha I read this and thought you said, "My daughter did the same thing."
MelissaMarie89 8
Yea seriously I clean my cats poopy box at least 3 times a day!!! Take better care of your furry friend
taco_bender 12
Poopy box? Hahahahahha wow never heard that one before.
SirJamin 4
3 times a day? How much does your cat poop?!
kalbrek009 20
Obviously 12 must either over feed her cat or she fills the food bowl & calls it good. Some cats will leisurely nibble throughout the day/night..others however will over eat if you don't just give them 1/2 of their recommended daily portion twice daily (depending on age, 1/2 cup total for kitten 1 cup adult...actual measuring cup, NOT a typical cup people drink from...as I've had to put 22 lb cats on diets because people over fed them "they're always meowing for food cause they're hungry..." & I'd have to tell them " No, they're meowing for attention (petting/playing) & they're only supposed to be 10-14 lbs @ tops!" I'm surprised @ how many people who own cats that really don't know anything about them, yet just have them anyways...like they're a piece of property....
br0ccoli 15
Your cat must be in her rebellious teen years. She's probably sneaking out right now and trying drugs.
Michaelsgirl04 9
if you don't talk to your cats about catnip, who will?
TheEpicMilkMan 13
^ the dealer itself trying to get the cat to try it. :3
Pelreskovich 11
Why are they do attracted to peeing on bags and clothes and make it their mission!?
somnula 9
I've only heard of them doing that when they're sick. If peeing hurts or is difficult, they pee on something that smells like someone they love, as a comfort.
omzz05 2
Gotta clean your litter buddy
nickiijunebug 0
This my good sir is why I don't own any pets :)
curlyfry33 8
Boo
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Rub her vag in it. That'll show her. DAMMIT ANTI-FLOOD PROTECTION!!!
kat2812 1
WTF?? ^
THE_A_TEEN 28
Dafuq did I just read?
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
You judt read the memoirs of a person guaranteed a spot in the deepest layers of hell.
THE_A_TEEN 28
I'll bet Satan would kick you out of hell before the day is out.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
I won't last an hour.
Snafuusmc 12
Like a boss.
Inediblepeaches 15
Who's backpack?
TheElderTROLLZ 15
Just so you know, your comment reads "Who is backpack?"
XtraEzeee 8
My favorite character in Dora the Explorer
XtraEzeee 8
My favorite character in Dora the Explorer
seamonkeys 10
No, it doesn't read "who is" back pack. 's shows possession, like Dave's back pack. "Who's" would be the possessive form of who.
hqbrat 8
"this is what you deserve for not cleaning my box!"