Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, I realized that I’m one of those freaks: I took my cat on a walk. FML
Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML
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Top comments
Cad6 24
That stinks. It's quite a cat-astrophe indeed.
charlotte69er 7
Have u cleaned it lately ?
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Comments (108)
_SadButTrue_ 9
Clean the litter box more often?
gigaeel18 0
At least the cat considered it. Possibly.
ElegantisDM 0
OP: Whyyyyy? Cat: Because F U, that's why.
SLRfan 4
**** cats!
mikeofthunder 13
My puppy did that for a long time; he'd wander outside and have a little run around, then come inside to pee only to go back outside again
Xalandra 17
Sounds like you need to clean out the cat box, the cat will probably use it then!
grannygruber 6
My son used to have a cat that always used the litter box.....unless I had just taken a nice warm load of laundry out of the dryer, then she would immediately run to it and do both on the warm clothes while I gathered a load to wash! :(
coreydsmith 0
Like a champppp
yahooooo56 2
Look out we got a badass cat over here!
AdolfShitler 0
Haha cats are awesome!