Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, I realized that I’m one of those freaks: I took my cat on a walk. FML
Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML
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Top comments
Cad6 24
That stinks. It's quite a cat-astrophe indeed.
charlotte69er 7
Have u cleaned it lately ?
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Comments (108)
Kenatia 7
Hmmmn you must have given her some cat food she didnt like.lol. If it were me i will put her up on a tree for 3 days :)
lylee001 6
Serves you right for owning a cat
monkiki62 5
Usually when cats do that they are upset with you like if u were gone for along time, made them angry, etc. Everytime I go on vacay I have someone house sit for me but she still pukes on my bed everytime I go. Lol
chick92282 15
If your cat has used the litter box in the past, then chances are that either A) the box was too dirty and she/he didn't want to put her tushie in that mess or B) he/she has something wrong with her (like a UTI) and you need to take him/her to the vet. Either way, YDI for not paying more attention.
VeganVampyre 27
Thank god, someone sane! I can't believe how many idiots there are saying "oh, she did it to piss you off/ yeah, cats are like that/ lol/ FYL." NO! If your cat isn't using the litterbox, there's something wrong, and it's probably your fault. Unless it's a UTI type thing in which case you're still responsible for knowing when your pet is sick and doing something about it other than whining on FML.
chick92282 15
Why thank you! I will add, though, that I have one cat who sometimes messes outside the litter box when she is severely stressed. Of course, she's 16 and so she doesn't tolerate new situations well. I consider it a fair exchange for having a cat who's been with me more than half of my life. We just try not to change too much at one time and clean up messes when they happen. For those who're interested, white vinegar gets cat urine out of fabric (clothes, sheets, etc.)
Tempest559 12
Get rid of the cat and get a dog
redneckEMT21 2
They usually do that when the litter hasn't been changed in a while and it smells bad. Would you shit in a toilet that someone didn't flush before you?
squirrels_FTW 3
Not a single **** was given that day (???;)
kayellegee30 0
Might want to get that checked out. Usually when cats pee on our personal items or somewhere we always are, its often them telling you something is wrong. Could be urine crystals for example. I'm not a vet but I've had cats and each time ours did that it was because he didn't feel good.
taekwondogirl987 0
Cat logic
soadfreke 1
Cats are four legged assholes. They only acknowledge you when you have food or when they want you to pet them. Cute little bastards...haha