Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, I realized that I’m one of those freaks: I took my cat on a walk. FML
Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML
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Top comments
Cad6 24
That stinks. It's quite a cat-astrophe indeed.
charlotte69er 7
Have u cleaned it lately ?
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Comments (108)
kirbeaar 19
I hear you there, OP. My chihuahua does the EXACT same thing.
Bassist5798 0
**** cats
Shelta957 13
That must have pissed you off
OFB 1
Maybe Kitty has a urinary tract infection...they tend to go everywhere but the litter when they do.
AntiHero1317 8
And that is why I have a dog.
monkiki62 5
That's eats it's own vomit and poo ;)
Schmoozee98 0
the cats a troll in training
hornetsbaseball 6
That's what u get for getting a cat instead of a dog
LowLives 9
Some advice try cleaning it or changing her litter...
gothiccandy 9
Cats don't like using a dirty litter box. Changing it regularly, and perhaps scooping everyday, could help with that problem OP.
allisonc 5
Maybe it wasn't clean enough and your cat was getting back at you for it? My cat did that before I had her fixed... she peed on EVERYTHING... it was awful. Wash the bag with vinegar to get the smell out. Make sure your cat is fixed and the litter box is cleaned and if she still does it, then take her to the vet to see what's going on.