Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, I realized that I’m one of those freaks: I took my cat on a walk. FML
Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML
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Top comments
Cad6 24
That stinks. It's quite a cat-astrophe indeed.
charlotte69er 7
Have u cleaned it lately ?
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Comments (108)
RedPillSucks 33
Sorry, but your cat's pissed..., erm, mad at you for some reason. So apparently FYL and YDI
purplepenquin 9
Cats will often do this when they have a urinary tract infection or something else wrong with 'em. If it happens again, please get her to the vet.
Michaelsgirl04 9
my elderly cat was peeing all over the house and we took him to the vet. turns out he had diabetes and his kidneys were failing :( definately take your cat in if this continues happening
jose18 3
Was the litter box dirty because cats will not pee in a dirty litter box
perdix 31
That cat's making you her bitch. And cats don't even like female dogs, so that makes it even more disdainful!
danielwilliams57 6
Intelligent cat :)
BunBunBabe 8
Pee in it and show the cat how it's done
Dizzy_Roar92 5
Used to happen to me a the time w my cat.
EnterSandman_fml 20
Mine always likes to have hairballs in people's shoes.
blegehlehgleh 0
Just pee on the cat, show them that you're the boss
moneybagz131 6
Derpy!
Pandacupcakelove 26
Hahaha! Awww cats :') Mine was standing outside my window this morning, and she just kept on meowing so I had to let her in. She then jumped in through the window just to run to the front door and start meowing again. She kept on doing this until I let her out again. What happened then? She went around the house and back to my window, kept on meowing until I let her in, ran to the front door, kept meowing until i let her out and she kept this going for about half an hour!
DontForgetMe4 0
According to Einstein, the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.
Pandacupcakelove 26
50- so you're saying I'm insane? Cause I already figured that out a looong time ago :)
shrdlu 28
Not insane at all from a cat's point of view. She wanted to check on what was going on both outside and inside the house. Apparently nothing interesting happening in either place, but she kept checking in case anything good (or bad) was happening. We had a cat who did that.