Today, I was leaving Wal-Mart with my daughter when a man was speeding the wrong way in the parking lot. To avoid getting hit, I pulled over to the side. He thought I was going the wrong way. He got out cursing and screaming and punched a dent in my hood. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I narrowly avoided a head-on collision in the parking garage. The other driver cussed me out. It's a one-way route through the parking garage, and I was going the right way. FML
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness, as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I was driving down a one-way street, when some raging dumbass came screaming the wrong way down the road at me. My instant reaction was to brake and give the guy a chance to do the same. His instant reaction was to keep going and wreck my car. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
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null_fml 11
Look at the bright side... a parking lot is a great place for him to do that; you got his license plate with ease, right?
p3rfect_ins4nity 0
I would have beatin the shit out of that fool!
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Comments (148)
FireNinja 3
what a dumbass. wasn't there any arrows saying what way was the right way? fyl
jarhead321 0
should have kicked his ass
Tripout 0
Agreed. U shouldve left a dent in his head.
Gary_Fresh 0
he wouldve taken a golf club to the nuts ****** wit me
TehFuzzyOne 0
Gary_Fresh, Please stop raping me. Love, The English Language
bkullas 0
agreed
TehFuzzyOne 0
I'm sorry your English teacher failed you. My condolences to you are not small.
TehFuzzyOne 0
Also, you know nothing about me, so please stop with the unprovable insults.
mezsed 0
Why do people feel the urge too correct others? Once someone out there becomes a perfect human then sure come and correct others, but i doubt its ever going too happen so how bout' you keep it too yourself?...
allie2590 31
I am mindful of my grammar as well, but you disgust me.
brianred5 0
wow a bad driver and he wasn't even a woman...
shurayuki 0
this ^^
shurayuki 0
@ 50 i mean
Tranceluvr69 0
you are teh biggest fag I haz ever seen
Kylias 6
In TehFuzzyOne's defense, if u typ like this on ur resume ur not gettin a jobso *** off!!! For every person who uses such bad grammar, God kills a kitten. For every person who uses grammar which wouldn't make their English teacher's eyes sore, God rescues a puppy. Please think of the puppies.
Batman4890 0
stfu u r clearly the 1 at fault here if u well first of all believe in a god that kills wen ppl are lazy when it doesnt matter and reading anything for a long period of time would make my english teacher's eyes strain also god wouldnt save a puppy in any circumstance god wouldnt save ANYTHING in ANY circumstance unless it is ur little perfect made up god. btw not saying any other god isnt made up i dont really care about wat u believe unless u have a good argument for why i should waste my life :D
quikwit1212 0
^Retard. That is all.
TehFuzzyOne 0
^That^ is true.
nickiloo22 0
^ agreed.
hcube 0
best reply to a reply EVER
afarr 0
the English language has been thoroughly raped in the replies. i say my dearest concern is: th4t u r 4l j4kass3s 4nd i h0p3 u di3 410n3
SocialAnarchyX5 0
YDI for shopping at the third-world country exploiter.
TehFuzzyOne 0
*slaps an "as seen on MTV" sticker on Batman*
HolaGurrl194 0
ok just a heads up i dont shop at wal-mart cuz everything is so disgustingly cheap but i dont know why everyone is hating it? isnt it just a store?
cookiepenguin 0
punch his car and kick his obviously drunk ass in the balls
SeedlessMe 13
Sadly, no--It is far from 'just a store' it's an evil establishment equal to that of a child-rapist. Do some research, you'll find all sorts of fun things!
GiddyXD 0
TehFuzzyOne, you fail. Look at your name.
conradbeans 0
134: That would be called a successful corporation. It's not really that bad, it just makes stuff cheaply.
TheHardwick3 7
First up Fyl for having your car dented 2 why do people feel the need to shorten everything it makes no sense and 3 GRAMMAR NAZIs FTW and if you wish to complain my number is 0800-**** you
null_fml 11
Look at the bright side... a parking lot is a great place for him to do that; you got his license plate with ease, right?
Thebluez 0
and if u do have it sue him for car damage
sucksforyoudude 0
hell yeah! law suit! even if YOU were driving the wrong way, it wouldn't give him the right to "damage private property"! sue the ducker!
TehFuzzyOne 0
ducker=****** on iPhone with autocorrect
kenji212 8
YEA!... even though when that happened to me i got out the car and beat the crap out the guy untill he was unconcious so he couldnt remember who i was lol!
p3rfect_ins4nity 0
I would have beatin the shit out of that fool!
CallMeHush 1
^^ He shoots, He scores!
allie2590 31
Your picture is of a cat head with bird legs. That's just creepy, and you're no better.
afarr 0
HAPPY SNAKE IS HAPPY! $.$ that snake is rich
GiganTronic 0
That's all well and good, but my avatar is in a format used by aliens, and so cannot be shown by your feeble human computers.
efngreat 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
knowing that he is a man and you are a woman I am obligated to believe you in fact were going the wrong way
Good_old_Grim 8
QFT
Sabre300 0
haha I second this comment :)
dp0515 0
haha that's awesome, but true
allie2590 31
It was probably that mentality that caused the man to act like a chimp and put a dent in her car. Just sayin'.
mlipro 0
YDI. If you stayed in the kitchen this wouldn't happen. Unless you were getting groceries, then its a FYL.
megatron16 0
OMG THAT'S SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL.
ChloeC926 9
Thats just sexist!
medic343 0
you should have run his ass over, say you felt in danger that he was going to harm you....self defence
Repttar 0
if u think this is real u need a grip on life
wade042 0
repttar you need a grip on life if you think this can't happen
dudeitsdanny 10
Happened to me at school. Some Asian chick "decided" that the best way to get a spot was driving the wrong way, almost hit me, then followed me after i parked and tried to curse me out. Told her to shut the **** up and look at the big arrows next time. If you didnt set him straight and demand he pay for the damage, you kinda deserve it
justforsmiles 3
I agree. Instead of writing it on FML, sue him on the damages.
Caayouteepie 0
Where there any witnesses standing around? If not then FYL big time.
MadPercussion 0
asian chick driving=disaster
cooly1100 0
u shudda punched him in the face
sugarbabyxoxo 2
why didn't you punch em' out! I fought a guy once lol! goodtimes. and his girlfriend right after lmao. or just get his insurance info and call. ;) haha
AlcaSMT 0
Easier to just run him over while he's out of his car. Hit
AbOvE_88 0
yet you let him yell at you even though it wasn't your fault, plus, he punches a dent without any reaction? FYL
Kukua 5
Where does she say she just took that abuse and didn't say anything to him? She's just telling us the story of what he did - of course she didn't just sit there and let him assault her car you idiot.
AbOvE_88 0
it wouldn't be an FML if the guy/girl kicked that guys ass, obviously if he did it'd be a win win for him not FML , meaning he/she didn't do shit you ignorant fool.
Kukua 5
You're right - if she had kicked his ass, it would have been a perfect day! Oh, and it also would have removed the dent from her hood so she wouldn't have the hassle of getting it fixed. Think before you type you moron.
AbOvE_88 0
your telling me? holy shit my life is ruined because there's a small dent in my nooooooooo!!!! it's why you make him pay it you asshole, get over yourself you prick