Today, it's my wedding day. Almost a year ago, I was in a terrible car accident that nearly left me paralyzed, but I worked my ass off to be able to walk down the aisle. After a lot of blood, sweat, and tears I made it to the big day… and woke up with food poisoning. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I took my first holiday from work in over 6 months as it was my birthday. Today was also the day I woke up and vomited violently for 10 straight hours as a result of food poisoning. FML
Today, after religiously eating healthy, getting good sleep, and trying to keep my stress level low, I'm stuck in bed with aches, fever, sore throat, the shits and throwing up. My wedding is in 2 days. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Today, I walked down the aisle when a bug flew into my mouth. In a response, I threw up on my beautiful white wedding dress. I had to party and be in the pictures in someones spare pink dress for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
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babe7260 30
I can't imagine how devastated you must be, keep your chin up and be proud of yourself for reaching your goal!!!!
denver_ImC 8
That was a big step... Congrats... It can always be postponed
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Comments (81)
edanielleh 21
at least you still have the guy! I mean, it sucks, but things aren't all bad
angelitared 27
A sign from god. Who r u marrying!!
ThaPrelude 11
you are a fighter OP keep it up. don't let life knock you down!
JoshTheTacoMan 19
I applaud you for your hard work and dedication. I would tell her ASAP though.
jrock9093 18
I'm sorry Hun but you'll still be a beautiful bride ;)
ElricMustang 23
These are the most uplifting comments I have ever read on FML. They're true, though; OP, a little food poisoning shouldn't do much to you considering what you've accomplished! I admire you.
worldclassrager 41
Things are not going well...but getting married should brighten things up...
horseychickidee 19
how cam anyone say ydi?
horseychickidee 19
how could anyone say ydi?
RedPillSucks 33
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Revel in your strength.