Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from a restaurant that I had chosen for our company party. Everyone who went blamed me for their predicament. I also had to run to the toilet every ten minutes while they were all mad at me. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
Today, I didn't feel like cooking when I got home from work, so I decided to go to the local restaurant nearby and do my part in supporting small businesses. Long story short, I woke up later feeling like absolute shit. Hello, food poisoning. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, I’m at my hometown for the weekend and bought my entire family takeaway for lunch without knowing my mom had cooked. Later, after finding out, I promised to eat it for dinner. Guess who is having food poisoning but can’t shit. The cramps are killing me. FML
Today, I think I've finally gotten past the food poisoning that caused me to puke so violently that I pulled muscles in my abdomen and chest. Unfortunately, some of that vomit hung around long enough to give me a sinus infection. FML
Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML
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Top comments
corocoro 30
Why would you go to a restaurant that is known for giving people food poisoning?
badonis 0
I think you've made a huge mistake.
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Comments (13)
badonis 0
I think you've made a huge mistake.
tomahawkinyouall 0
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bballer55 0
oh the irony in this
lgs25 0
that's not irony learn how to use the word correctly
TH_Insomniak 15
actually that is ironic. learn to correct people correctly.
HerrKevin 0
#2: That's simply not true. Food poisoning can kick in within 30 minutes depending on the type, it just rarely does. In general it does take about 12 hours for most types to start up, though.
F_ME 0
Ya theres a restaurant every time i go (twice) i barf within a hr after leaving
JazzHandsFML 28
wow that's odd I barfed within seconds of reading your horrible grammar.
holynemesis1208 3
i hope the food was at least yummy while you were eating it.
CallHerAlaska17 0
That's so weird, the exact same thing happened to me a week ago. It was horrible.
jorma_fml 0
I bet they spiced up your plate...
amandapurple 0
it was the same night, and yeah i did enjoy the food. and no it wasn't a previous meal, and thanks for your concern but my mother is a doctor and she admitted it was food poisoning . my friends also have gotten food poisoning from there.
corocoro 30
Why would you go to a restaurant that is known for giving people food poisoning?
peterblackmer91 12
if your friends got food poisoning there why would you want to go there
Eaglestrike117 29
Karma
Guitarist45 0
why does your back hurt?
bballer55 0
bending over a toilet barfing thats why -_- not hard to figure out
Neoistheone88 0
YDI for being rly whiny about what restaurant to go to