Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
Skinny issues
Today, after a few months of trying to gain weight due to being severely underweight, I got a stomach flu and lost every single pound I put on, and then some. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML
Out of the frying pan…
Today, it's been 2 days since I got over having the flu for over a week, missing work the whole time. I just got food poisoning. FML
Today, I came home from a four month stay in Africa, where I managed to avoid suffering any serious illness. Some hours after my first meal back at home, I got food poisoning. FML
The blame game
Today, I got bad food poisoning. Again. The first time I thought it was the stomach bug that’s going around, so once I felt better, I proceeded to eat leftover food that actually got me sick the first time. FML
Two rooms, two atmospheres
Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML
Today, I took my first holiday from work in over 6 months as it was my birthday. Today was also the day I woke up and vomited violently for 10 straight hours as a result of food poisoning. FML
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Zebidee 9
Oh God - here we go again. 150 comments by dumb ***** whose knowledge of the subject comes from watching re-runs of Jerry Springer.
turfvirtuoso 0
hope you recover!
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blcarter81 0
just eat... it's not that hard
FFML_314 12
Just kill yourself. It's not that hard.
Naitras 15
how would you know how hard it is to kill yourself?? have you done it???... 0.o
Naitras 15
but yeah that sucks op, try just slowly increasing portion size until it's back to an average persons meal
FFML_314 12
This place is crawling with idiots tonight. I don't have to snort cocaine to know it would get me high quite easily.
gooBUZZ 0
Anyone being stupid to #1's post, stfu. He is completely correct. OP - Hope you can manage to start eating properly again.
ifyouseekamy666 0
1 - for some people with anorexia it's actually really hard. they need to go to like therapies and nutritionists and stuff like that just to almost "re-learn" to eat. also a lot of anorexics will even develope certain food phobias where they are actually afraid to eat certain foods. anorexia and other eating disorders are not just people tryna lose weight in a stupid way. they're actually mental disorders which take a long time to control should a person with one choose to.
dragonaair 5
exactly, 21!
bbedlock_fml 7
21- you're right. It's a mental illness, which they themselves are unable to control. They can't just eat, as they see themselves as fat and think everyone will judge them. They don't usually believe they're anorexic, but fat.
TEG8OY 0
it's actually a disease.. and yes they see themselves fat in there own reflection as the mind is telling itself it is fat. I literally feel sorry for ppl with anorexia.. Fu++s your whole lifestyle.
premiermois 5
I had anorexia for years, some on and off, but it never really went away. At the beginning, it really is not very difficult to control, but if you let it get worse, your own psychosis will have a field day with it and then your mind is so far gone that even professionals can't help. It's a lot like depression, which I think more people can relate to, where you're your own worst enemy; judge, jury and executioner, sometimes literally. 21 is dead-on, but it's a shame that a lot of folks, usually those who've hardly heard of eating disorders, won't fully understand why one can't "just eat." Ah well.
s_sandoval 0
lolfail.
thismeanswar 1
She said she was only dealing with it for a couple months so A) it's probably not that difficult for her to eat, as it takes quite awhile to fully develop full fear/aversion to foods and B) it's not technically anorexia according to the DSM, probably just another young teenager who thinks they have a problem
ItsSho 5
Yeah she tried it and obviously failed
blcarter81 0
or she should just stop being an effing whinger, hard the f**k up and eat a decent f*cking meal. it's not rocket science..
C00l3y 0
I had anoxeria!! and it is hard to eat again! but u just ate a lil bit everyday and now I'm eating fine again
Vilefire 0
16 - you are the dumbest ****** alive. Please, just kill yourself now before perpetuating any part of yourself into our gene pool.
Loofah_fml 1
Some people are excessively ignorant. "Just Eat". Yes, that should work. Anorexia is a horrible disease that I had to deal with for two years. Therapy doesn't teach you how to eat, they teach you why you should eat. Victims of Anorexia have such low self-esteem, they're biggest worry is to not be accepted by society, so they rely on depriving themselves from food, in order to meet society's expectations. They feel that if they gain weight, society will view them as a monstrosity.
blcarter81 0
because eating a decent meal when you consist of only skin and bones of definately going to turn you into a monstrosity....
BrightSidegirl82 0
i had anorexia, so **** off anyone who is disrespectful. OP- don't lose faith. you can get through it
Loofah_fml 1
blcarter81: It sounds ridiculous, but that's the way people feel. They don't realize they are skin and bones, they see themselves as fat, even when they are not.
bennyboy111 7
I <3 bacon
bennyboy111 7
I dont get how it is a disease or how obesity is a disease it should b a condition u don't get infected by obesity and it aint contagious
turfvirtuoso 0
hope you recover!
Franco24 0
(.o m o. ) eat more mac-n-cheese.
Bullet4MyChemaMo 12
Your spelling is so terrible it physically hurts me. That aside, FYL.
monkeydan122 0
stfu
divinityofflames 0
LOOSER
jinxthejinx 0
I hope you're being ironic.
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
it's actually possible to "overdose" w/ food when your body is not used to digesting normal amounts. you should never try to cure anorexia without a doctor/dietologist advising you
viola4321 0
Dietologist? it's Dietician. Nice try.
Judus_beej 0
you really should stick to food you make after your eating disorder bout. something light so your body can handle it.
Draminicaus 0
*blink* o_O
chocchipcookies 0
That's so sad, I hope that you recover from both these things and are happy and healthy soon :)
heyysamantha 4
that's horrible D:
Zebidee 9
Oh God - here we go again. 150 comments by dumb ***** whose knowledge of the subject comes from watching re-runs of Jerry Springer.
lilshortstop2011 0
your a jerk!
rattusrattus 19
Probably an accurate jerk though.
shanners 0
Or a psychology class.. dumbass. It IS a mental disorder that should be taken care of with help from a nutritionist or therapist, and they should work up from smaller portions to normal meals.
ImaginaryFoe 1
#25, I'm fairly certain that zeb was referring to the idiots that say "just eat, dur" and similarly ignorant comments. If you are looking for a fight, look elsewhere or at least get your facts straight first.
shanners 0
Because Jerry Springer definitely tells people to "just eat". And since when has that show had anything to do with anorexia? I'm not looking for a fight. I'm saying that there are people who actually know what they're talking about when it comes to this subject.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I've never seen Jerry Springer so I can't speak to that and I can't say for sure what zeb meant but he usually has intelligent comments and has railed against people making ignorant snap judgements more than once. But even if one is unaware of that, it is obvious he wasn't referring to the people who know what they are talking about since he clearly indicated people who have inadequate knowledge of the subject. I'm not trying to argue with you either. I'm just saying you should save your ire for the fools that actually did say "just eat".
Zebidee 9
LOL! Of COURSE I meant people who say 'just eat, hurr'. Anorexia is a complex and very real disorder that is misunderstood by people that have no experience of it. People with anorexia are praised for looking great as they lose weight, right up to the point where people turn on them and get judgemental. It's an impossibly fine line for people to tread. People who suffer from it need professional help, rather than the tabloid TV judgementalism that is heaped upon them. I don't even have to scroll down the comments to know the sort of bullshit that'll be there. Jerk? Dumbass? What an amazing way to get the wrong end of the stick...
blcarter81 0
mate. you copped the wrong end of that stick, both ends of the ugly stick.... you poor poor soul!