Today, it's my wedding day. Almost a year ago, I was in a terrible car accident that nearly left me paralyzed, but I worked my ass off to be able to walk down the aisle. After a lot of blood, sweat, and tears I made it to the big day… and woke up with food poisoning. FML
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Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I took my first holiday from work in over 6 months as it was my birthday. Today was also the day I woke up and vomited violently for 10 straight hours as a result of food poisoning. FML
Today, after religiously eating healthy, getting good sleep, and trying to keep my stress level low, I'm stuck in bed with aches, fever, sore throat, the shits and throwing up. My wedding is in 2 days. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Today, I walked down the aisle when a bug flew into my mouth. In a response, I threw up on my beautiful white wedding dress. I had to party and be in the pictures in someones spare pink dress for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
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babe7260 30
I can't imagine how devastated you must be, keep your chin up and be proud of yourself for reaching your goal!!!!
denver_ImC 8
That was a big step... Congrats... It can always be postponed
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Comments (81)
121179 7
stop complaining and be happy you were able to get married. my fiance, who wasn't able to leave the house, passed away the day before our wedding. we would have given anything to just have been able to say I do.
sonnyrosa 32
Oh gosh, I am SO sorry to hear about your devastating loss!
love_me_electric 20
While it's terrible that happened to you, saying someone has no right to complain because the situation could be worse is extremely rude. You should keep comments like that to yourself.
emilyepley 6
that's a damn shame love /:
buttcramp 21
you still did it! what a huge accomplishment! be very proud!
brudelmomma13 1
Trust me, I have been through something similar. After losing two children and finally getting pregnant with a 3rd, I was diagnosed with pancreatitis right after giving birth to him. I spent two weeks in the ICU without my newborn, only to have my illness cause me pain, and several doctors appointments for months. He's 7 months old, and I'm still going to the Dr. It was hard to finally have my baby, only to miss out on all the fun firsts that most mothers get to experience. I'm proud of you for working so hard to get better. I'm sorry your wedding day had to be on a sick day. That really sucks. I'm sure your marriage is going to be strong, and happy.
Sandman1917 5
I can relate to your struggles. I was in a horrible plane crash 18 years ago shattering my back and both legs 6 days after I had gotten engaged. They told me I would never walk but I wouldn't listen and pushed through a year of physical therapy to walk down the aisle at my wedding. I can feel your pain but I admire your effort. Never give up the fight. I always say "whether you think you can or you think you can't your absolutely right!!"
keerthi 7
looks like the universe doesnt want this to happen
pedinhuh 23
Food poisoning got NOTHING on you!! Seeing how much shit you went through this year I can safely say you're stronger than most of people out there! I've been going through a similar situation that you are going, I've done 2 surgeries and feel pain everyday, but you're way stronger than me...
Annyonmus 0
you got married on my birthday
tannara 12
Hopefully all is well!!
horneyhic 15
Trade in the traditional flowers for a bucket... And maybe skip the kiss