Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML
Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML
Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little brother thought it would be funny to put glue in my hair gel. FML
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Today, I got a new, short haircut. Now I look like my little brother who died two years ago. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
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Top comments
DogsPaw 16
Well older brothers often mess with little brothers... Just do shit that will annoy him, just like he wanted.
NothingsEasy 4
That is just terrible......
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Comments (75)
NothingsEasy 4
That is just terrible......
alyshasocool 8
Pretend to cut off his weewee, and tell him you always wanted a little sister.
boating_guy 33
NEVER joke about cutting off a man's penis
bluelagoon24 19
I can mess around with my guy friends enough to joke about this but I'd never want to say it to a little boy!
yoursucklives 36
i'm sorry op, that's really not nice.
hahaiseeyou 0
it's hair, it grows
DogsPaw 16
Takes awhile to grow... Like months.
liscentious23 1
Hair extensions?
boysgirl123 0
Shut up
PlaidPanda 9
18- who did you tell to shut up? I think a little specification is on order if you're going to be rude.
Suchagoonnn 4
21 the only reasonable answer is 18
xStaciexLynnx 15
So 18 was telling him/herself to shut up?
Shadomasta 5
Yes, 3, because I'm sure your initial reaction to waking up with a fistful of hair missing from your scalp would not be one of anger or "WTF's", but "Meh, It's just hair. It'll grow back." :/
domking1315 20
#21 shut up. Specific enough for you?
jasjnn 4
LMAO you got -52 for this hash xD
Gtroll 4
#18, take your own advice, with that disgusting duck face you're making.
Z03y 7
Bang! @ 18
CaramelMacchiato 13
Hair growth is different for everybody. It takes my mom forever to grow out her hair. I got four inches cut off around November, and now my hair looks how it did back then.
DogsPaw 16
Well older brothers often mess with little brothers... Just do shit that will annoy him, just like he wanted.
peytonxrawr 1
OP is a girl..
kevinn95 0
45- 4 knows that hes saying to act like a big brother and do stuff to annoy the little brother
sesamehood 0
I truly believe younger siblings are the devil in disguise
reddudeover 2
Older brothers often beat the crap out of younger brothers for fun. I'm sure you could fill that role very nicely at this point.
RealReasons 0
Keep an eye on your brother and what he cuts off, for all you know he might of wanted a sister...
NAAMxLOOS 11
But, OP's brother already has a sister... Y'know, good old OP?
emilyjgraham 34
I think 7 thought that op was a guy with long hair, but his younger brother obviously didn't agree with his appearance. he wasn't manly enough... easy mistake to make if you don't concentrate. op (is obviously a girl) but has left the gender out from the profile so it only adds to peoples mistakes :)
tony1891 22
duct tape it back together. No one will ever notice.
tymarie2012 31
The **** are you trying to say?
egc573 40
My sister once did something similar to one of her Barbies, after our dad took forever to get her a Ken doll... When I asked her about it, she said she'd picked the ugliest one. I still have no idea what the heck she means by that--all those ******* dolls looked the same.
boysgirl123 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Its spelled kindle ;)
rin142 12
No. It's not. He/She was talking about Barbie and Ken dolls. Not some crappy ebook.
nattynatters 14
Wow... If she doesn't know what a ken doll is cause she grew up in the E-generation... She's too young for you bro!!!
AwsumShyGuy 12
Judging by your profile picture, I can probably tell that #19 has never heard of a Barbie doll in her life.
Il_Maestro 6
A hairless Barbie made me think of Cynthia from Rugrats
tony1891 22
LOL 19 Now that made me laugh. And Ken doll is correct.