Today, it's my wedding day. Almost a year ago, I was in a terrible car accident that nearly left me paralyzed, but I worked my ass off to be able to walk down the aisle. After a lot of blood, sweat, and tears I made it to the big day… and woke up with food poisoning. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I took my first holiday from work in over 6 months as it was my birthday. Today was also the day I woke up and vomited violently for 10 straight hours as a result of food poisoning. FML
Today, after religiously eating healthy, getting good sleep, and trying to keep my stress level low, I'm stuck in bed with aches, fever, sore throat, the shits and throwing up. My wedding is in 2 days. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Today, I walked down the aisle when a bug flew into my mouth. In a response, I threw up on my beautiful white wedding dress. I had to party and be in the pictures in someones spare pink dress for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
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babe7260 30
I can't imagine how devastated you must be, keep your chin up and be proud of yourself for reaching your goal!!!!
denver_ImC 8
That was a big step... Congrats... It can always be postponed
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Comments (81)
caramelie 7
Take some medicine, slap on some makeup, do your updo/ down do, and get married! Your honeymoon might be a bit sad, but your big day will rock!
Gityerchicken 12
Pepto and Gatorade time! You poor thing!
HilarityOfLife 8
Stay strong and carry on OP, you've done well this far!
MaryPoppins88 14
Although the food poisoning is awful you should be so proud of the accomplishments you made
MrBoredomioo 18
At least you won't risk eating raw shrimp at the wedding because you can't go
Fitzinator1995 13
if you cam beat being paralyzed, you can beat food poisoning! I wish you good luck!
_W00H00_ 6
Congrats on being able to walk though. It may suck that you had food poisoning, but that goes away a lot easier than re-learning how to walk.
Blahblah9921 4
dam tht sucks sorry to hear op hope u feelbetter
siriusjones 6
OP....pretty obvious you're luck sucks. Good thing you've got a strong case of awesomeness to fall back on. You have my admiration.
cupcakeb15 9
Oh wow. Your luck doesn't seem very lucky right now, does it? keep your head up!