Today, I went to the park with my friend and we decided to swing. While we were swinging, we decided to jump off backwards. All would have worked out fine if my pants hadn't gotten caught on the metal of the swing, leaving my bare butt exposed. The man who was in the park with his daughter left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
Today, I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle. Deciding to take a break, I turned my back to all 3 men and jumped down from an old, rusty gate. Luckily, the sharp piece of metal sticking out of it barely missed my skin. Instead it tore off the ass of both my pants and undies. FML
Today, my friend and I went to the park. I bet my friend I could fit into the swing that was sized for toddlers. I managed to fit in, but I couldn't get out. My friend had to call 911 to get me out. When they finally did, the fireman told me that fat ladies shouldn't try stuff like that. FML
Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
Today, a friend and I attempted to jump the 7-foot high fence around his gated community because he'd left his keys. He made it. I didn’t. My shorts caught on the top of the fence, so I was forced to dangle there on a busy street until my Dad came and helped. But only after taking a picture. FML
Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML
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garuru 4
today i was in the park with my daughter and some kid on the swing jumped off with his pants off. FML
thatssomeBS 9
"I went to the park and we decided to swing"... for some reason that wasn't the "swinging" I was thinking of...
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Comments (91)
aussiechick121 0
bahahahahahahahah! nawwwwwwww poor thing!
orphinz 3
Ooft where pants next time
Ryan778 0
LOL
JeaanPauul 0
Rofl @ first I thought the other type of swinging. then it crossed my mind that you didn't.
suppressed08 2
it turns out those two werent your client? go figure.
adriiana1019 0
ahhh mannn I would have killed to see this!!
BoarderBoy15 0
how old r u like ten
Ouroboros_fml 0
swingin' in the moonlight, classic!
reyemrein 0
Only in Jesey. And that little girl wasn't the mans daughter. jk that sucks but at least only one person you know saw it happen. And they can always be taken care of....
Jrook 0
#6 fails so hard he/she/it has to be republican
mmmyeahsaraa 0
noooo theyre just from jersey so they got to be semi-retarded lmao
reyemrein 0
lol @61!!!!
reyemrein 0
*62
dudester1 0
wow that's not steriotypical at all. so are you proud at how our country is turning out?
ellow_fml 0
O.o lol
apfunction 0
I don't get it...does the OP wish the man and his daughter had stayed?
FYLDeep 26
I hope she didn't ride her bike there
Blondie08_fml 0
LMAO FREAKIN IDIOT SAhahahahaa
_kingofthehill_ 0
douche.
varkey 7
#83 i was thinking the same thing
theunknowned 1
OP did u really wanted him to stay and watch?
thatssomeBS 9
"I went to the park and we decided to swing"... for some reason that wasn't the "swinging" I was thinking of...
Shokz992 0
Yeah... Maybe she was going to swing on the swings ;D
exoticfuck 0
lol same here XD .
onebadsummer 0
*****.
OmgGuessWhatChic 0
i just farted
suppressed08 2
it fits into your username :'D
Felendris 0
suppressed: you look like a queer from my school. except you have longer hair -_- lol
jpest17 5
this would be a win if their was a hot guy like me around. ;)
CustomFerrari 0
he looks like this kid named gabe I went to school with
jerseystreetking 0
he probably had somewhere else to be
boyguydudemalema 0
i agree, if i was the dad i'd stay and tell my daughter not to try crazy shiz like that or she'll end up like the op, or just laugh at ur missery. So yeah im pretty sure he was prolly about to leave anyways u just timed it wrong
GodBarack 5
Boy, you are stupid. Even if you didn't rip your pants, who knows what else could've happened?
13lucksucks 0
that sucks 4 u get less baggy jeans
ohSNAPyall 27
..or assless chaps!
jennjennsofly 7
aha chu guys are craziie asses
garuru 4
today i was in the park with my daughter and some kid on the swing jumped off with his pants off. FML
Intoxicunt 6
her* Fail. Not even funny.
Cristaderzi 0
Yay Intoxicunts back HOO Rah!!
Intoxicunt 6
I was never gone! =]
MellowYelloe 0
There goes #10's self esteem
Intoxicunt 6
Haha. I can fix that. Erm, being #10 is very special. Go you! >.>
YourEvilHero 12
jump off backwords I think it would be pretty hard
garuru 4
cough **** bitch cough stfu
Intoxicunt 6
*cough* dumb **** who gets his panties in a twist over being corrected because he can't read a simple short anecdote *cough*
Shokz992 0
garuru - Intoxicunt's awesome and your attempt at an impromptu reverse FML like other people try to do in the comments was the worst I've ever seen. Go away.
cincyboy 0
poor little girl she's probobly blind now
garuru 4
first of all **** is a bitch second of all all of you can suck my 12 inch dick. peace out mouther *******!
Shokz992 0
You, erm... You missed that decimal point between the 1 and the 2... Don't feel bad about it; everyone makes mistakes...
garuru 4
yea im not the dyslexic one you are ohh you made the mistake of knocking that girl up and leaving her. you are a douchbag
FernandoTorres_fml 0
The man must've thought it was a park for the mentally disabled, so he left.
MattCole 0
I know in England, underwear is sometimes called "pants". They may be where orphinz got confused.