Today, I walked down the aisle when a bug flew into my mouth. In a response, I threw up on my beautiful white wedding dress. I had to party and be in the pictures in someones spare pink dress for the rest of the day. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Today, was my wedding day. We had a beautiful outdoor wedding and everything was going perfectly as planned. That is, until a bird flew over us and left a present right between my boobs. I had to stand at the altar for 30 minutes as bird poop melted in my cleavage. FML
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked, I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
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Top comments
ahabsfan 17
You could have worn your dress for the pictures and had them photoshopped after to hide the stain.
mekiswrite 21
Unfortunately, vomit coloured wedding dresses aren't the epitome of fashion right now.
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Comments (5)
mekiswrite 21
Unfortunately, vomit coloured wedding dresses aren't the epitome of fashion right now.
Mykman 9
pretty much sums up all my wedding experiences.
ahabsfan 17
You could have worn your dress for the pictures and had them photoshopped after to hide the stain.
blondie45 21
Smelling like vomit? The facial expressions would need Photoshopping too!
BurnInDemonFire 39
Could have been worse. What if the spare dress didn't fit? You may have ended up having a traditional Betazoid wedding.