Today, I took my first holiday from work in over 6 months as it was my birthday. Today was also the day I woke up and vomited violently for 10 straight hours as a result of food poisoning. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on holiday over the Christmas period and ended up with food poisoning. I spent most of the time on the toilet. I think I’ll stay home next time. FML
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I think I've finally gotten past the food poisoning that caused me to puke so violently that I pulled muscles in my abdomen and chest. Unfortunately, some of that vomit hung around long enough to give me a sinus infection. FML
Today, it's been 2 days since I got over having the flu for over a week, missing work the whole time. I just got food poisoning. FML
Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
Today, I came home from a four month stay in Africa, where I managed to avoid suffering any serious illness. Some hours after my first meal back at home, I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I had food poisoning. I spent all day on the can. I also had a bucket to throw up into at the same time. I was sick out of both ends, at the same time. FML
Today, I started my first 3-day weekend in over a month after asking for one. I also start the neverending diarrhea and vomit spiral because my stomach can’t handle a little spice. So much for a relaxing 3-day weekend. FML
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hpand 5
And the sad part is that you lost a planned vacation where sick leave would have sufficed.
ThrottleJockey 36
Feel fortunate that it's only vomiting.
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Comments (10)
hpand 5
And the sad part is that you lost a planned vacation where sick leave would have sufficed.
RichardPencil 32
You should have quit eating the chocolate once you saw the worms!
ThrottleJockey 36
Feel fortunate that it's only vomiting.
MannyWasHere 12
A bad vacation day is better than a good day at work
TumblrweedPasses 11
Oh no Did you only book off one day or a full holiday?? If it's the second, hopefully you'll get all the horrid stuff out the way and enjoy the rest of it
BetterThanU 1
Even the food doesn't like you, take the hint. YDI
protoskore 27
for me it's almost always a thunderstorm on the first day of any holiday I manage to take
karl_t 3
If it makes you feel any better I haven't had a vacation since 2005.
Envy22 32
Praying for you. I hope you’re feeling better.