Fire_Princess16
Today, my boyfriend managed to convince me that Australia was called a penal colony because all the prisoners were men. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Thongy
Canada
Cultural differences
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? My Australian friend sent me a message saying I'd left my thongs at his house. My boyfriend still refuses to believe that they call flip-flops thongs in Australia. FML
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United States
Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
iliketoastalot
United States
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Anonymous
Today, I figured out my boyfriend gets out of jail in less than six months. First off, I have a boyfriend in jail. Second, I also realized I'd much prefer he stay in than get out. FML
Anonymous
United States
Good to know
Today, I was at the laundromat when a huge, tattoo-covered man wearing nothing but denim booty shorts and a wife-beater sat down beside me. He stared at me for a while, before telling me all about how I reminded him of his "first prison bitch." FML
sadgf
United States
Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for past sins. FML
ihateumicheal
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
_kristaaxo
Mississauga, Canada
Today, my boyfriend turned out to be a moron. Although he loves anal porn, he says gay sex is revolting. His reasoning? Because guys poop out of their buttholes. Apparently women don't. FML
anon.
United States
Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
Top comments
Tripartita 45
Haha, well, now you know that it was called a penal colony because it was penis shaped.
sumocj 14
Did you two discuss the Virgin Islands?
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Comments (16)
Cali 57
If you look up at the ceiling it says "gullible" in tiny letters.
Tripartita 45
Haha, well, now you know that it was called a penal colony because it was penis shaped.
Lalala579121 28
I thought it was because they only used pens from Alabama?
Andrew Workman 10
Nah that’s an erectile colony
Ashamed_Sister 60
One with some erectile dysfunction.
gatorclay97 28
You tried ?
RichardPencil 32
That’s a penile colony. Sometimes, it’s just more convenient to humor idiots than to waste your energy persuading them of the truth.
saffy66 34
It would be sad enough if he just tried to convince you. That you said he actually managed to convince you is way beyond sad.
sumocj 14
Did you two discuss the Virgin Islands?
Talented73 54
It's a penile colony because the guys in there are a bunch of dicks.
Harm Varwijk 17
only a feminist believes that
Glowworm56 27
Well, Australia does happen to be known as the land down under...
BaDumTsss_fml 23
Trust me, never were we called that ??