Today, it's my wedding day. Almost a year ago, I was in a terrible car accident that nearly left me paralyzed, but I worked my ass off to be able to walk down the aisle. After a lot of blood, sweat, and tears I made it to the big day… and woke up with food poisoning. FML
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Today, after religiously eating healthy, getting good sleep, and trying to keep my stress level low, I'm stuck in bed with aches, fever, sore throat, the shits and throwing up. My wedding is in 2 days. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Today, I walked down the aisle when a bug flew into my mouth. In a response, I threw up on my beautiful white wedding dress. I had to party and be in the pictures in someones spare pink dress for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
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babe7260 30
I can't imagine how devastated you must be, keep your chin up and be proud of yourself for reaching your goal!!!!
denver_ImC 8
That was a big step... Congrats... It can always be postponed
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Comments (81)
fsomelife 26
Pshh, food poisoning, food shmoisoning! Look at what you made it through!! You go get better and have an amazing wedding and a wonderful marriage!
girlrome 19
I feel bad for you OP. That truly sucks.
kaitlynjane 28
Hopefully you will be able to work things out and your friends and family should be understanding. Being able to recover from such a serious injury in a year is a huge accomplishment. Not many people could do that.
LemonandLime 13
Doesn't take away your achievement. Well done! Don't let the food poisoning take it away from you.
CrissyyyS2 22
Congrats on your wedding! Sorry to hear about food poisoning, that really sucks. But at least you made it though!
Adorlee 11
I'm sorry to hear! But congrats to you and your beau. Such a shitty way to start your new beginnings though.
Sweet_Meli 11
Wow such a amazing accomplishment you have achieved, I don't know if I could be as strong as you. If you can overcome that, then I'm sure you can kick food poisonings ass ;) it's unfortunate that it happened on your wedding day but from what I can see your a strong individual and you'll get through it. Keep your head up OP!
utrax 23
Well if that didn't stop you, then certainly this will not. Have a happy wedding, OP. :)
utrax 23
Well if that didn't stop you, then certainly this will not. Have a happy wedding, OP. :)
kiaora_fml 11
Although they tell you should ride these things out(the doctors), where I live you can buy tablets that help ease the discomfort over the counter at the chemist, just temporarily for the day wouldn't hurt, please keep us updated OP, you sound like a strong person and you will be ok :)