regretter
🌶️ Spicy
Testing testing, one two one two
Today, I paid €100 to have a tube shoved down my genitals. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
welp24
Today, at the age of 25, for the first time in my life, I was lying mostly naked in front of a man while he was inserting something in my body. Too bad that man was a doctor and that thing was a colonoscopy. FML
0stvn0
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Up it goes
Today, my doctor booked me in for an STI test. I was feeling confident until he explained it will involve having a catheter inserted into my piss pipe. He shook his head sadly and said, "Gonna be honest Steve, the pain's beyond belief." Great. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Bobby M
Ireland
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
US_Healthcare_Sucks
Medicare for all
Today, I went to a doctor's appointment, being concerned about some abnormal swelling and soreness in one of my testicles. They fondled my balls for 20 seconds before saying, "Yeah, that's abnormal. You should probably go get an ultrasound somewhere and maybe take some ibuprofen for the pain. That'll be $265." FML
uni life
Perth, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks for sharing
Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML
kaitlin
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
FML Uncensored
Today, me and my boyfriend had sex but stopped when I felt pain downstairs. That evening he wanted me to go to the emergency room but I wanted to sleep it off. Turned out I needed surgery. One of my fallopian tubes had ripped. The sex was so rough, I got an intravenous hemorrhage. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Ouch
Today, I went in for an STD test. The Q-tip broke off in my urethra. FML
ERnightmare
Long Beach, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was lucky to have an extremely attractive doctor operating on me. This would have been great had he not been removing a foreign object from my vagina after an ill-fated masturbation session. FML
Top comments
ke59100 1
shoved down your genitals?? do you have a ****** on top of your head?
mintcar 10
What's the problem? Did you want two tubes shoved up your genitals?
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ritzbits 0
first
ke59100 1
shoved down your genitals?? do you have a ****** on top of your head?
EpicPear 0
Oh. My. God. At first I misread 'a tube' and read it as " lube " :0.
chuchurocket 4
at first I clicked the wrong FML (iPod app) and I thought the dog collar comments were for this one some made me laugh until I realized my mistake
elemont 0
it makes the comments so much better aha!
bsgirls 0
**** **** **** **** **** bitchess
EmoGiana 0
XD That's nice.
liljensen 0
nice
MILFSaregood 7
Its better than having a ***** in your dick..watch 2 kids one sandbox;)
gonzaval 0
did it hurt?
pattheaninal 9
probably not as much as looking at your dp.
folgy 10
******* owned
12jax12 5
did it hurt!?!?! of course it did!!!!
ImInHawaiiBITCH 0
lol
horsegirl331 6
U need plastic surgery or u might want tht too
IgnorantAmerican 0
lolololololol
mintcar 10
What's the problem? Did you want two tubes shoved up your genitals?
SassiestLemon 2
Lol, this gave me a good laugh :D
9010649 3
people and their fetishes....
Penguinman909 7
Well... Different strokes for different folks...
moomoo14 0
u kinda jus made my day haha
novashift 0
dude I read this and my balls started to hurt
Skroal_stomper 5
17 your **** are too nice for you to have balls.
ktdad07 0
Yeah, and her balls are too imaginary for her to be a minor. No, not really. She is a minor. Pervert.
jisaac09 25
^^^ He's right she does have nice ****. But what got me was the fact that she clearly has a pic to show off **** (might not be hers), or a shirt (doubt it) and her profile says that "Jesus is my hero".....
KasCiaYr 0
You just need to let the steem out..
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
Dude, you gotta stop masturbating while reading FMLs.
jknjonas 0
lmbo nice
jdude2913 0
hrrrk!
knight0748 5
nice, fantasy came true? or just a catheter?
midnightsun123 2
Let's hope it's just a catheter....
riley322 0
Let's hope the fantasy was the only thing that "came" in Op's situation.
RedPillSucks 33
Sadly, it could be both. Some people get off on having invasive medical procedures performed on them. Anyone want to see my colonoscopy movie?
carcinogan 0
oh my god.....yikes!!!!!
JustinThunder 8
After reading this, I became very sad.
cmyk 19
emo
SassiestLemon 2
Now I feel sad :(
Nonki 0
but then I stopped being sad and started to get awesome..
iranoutofnames 6
would it have made you feel better if it was free? a tube is a tube...