Today, me and my boyfriend had sex but stopped when I felt pain downstairs. That evening he wanted me to go to the emergency room but I wanted to sleep it off. Turned out I needed surgery. One of my fallopian tubes had ripped. The sex was so rough, I got an intravenous hemorrhage. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in over a week, because I had been having weird cramps. Afterwards, I was experiencing the worst pain I’ve felt in my entire life, so we went to the ER. Turns out my cramping was from an ovarian cyst, and having sex made it rupture. FML
Today, I got to see my fiancé for the first time in 3 months. While we were having sex for the first time, he slipped out and slammed into the back of my vagina, tearing it open. Now I won't stop bleeding, it hurts to pee, and we can't have sex. I won't see him for another 2 months after this. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML
Today, I had to take my boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during sex. I sat there while he explained to the doctor how it was the best orgasm ever. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, I woke up, had great sex, had a delicious breakfast, played with my kid and laid down for a nap… only to wake up in extreme pain, an ambulance ride, and now a doctor saying I need emergency surgery on my leaking gallbladder. FML
Today, I realized I might have some issues. After some amazing, satisfying rough sex, I started having incredible pain. I went to the hospital and discovered I'd asked him to beat me so hard that he'd cracked a rib. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, I finally had sex after a year-long dry spell. It caused an ovarian cyst to rupture and ended up with me in the ER. I'm afraid to ever have sex again. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I really liked. His testicle spontaneous turned inside his sack and he blacked out from the pain. He peed my bed, and I had to rush him to the ER so they could turn it back. Had to explain to his family and doctors what happened. It was my first time meeting them. FML
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rekijan 6
Not a native speaker so I have to look up 'fallopian tubes' ... holy shit how did you manage that
Orangebecausewhynot 4
Sounds like you've had a rough night.
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Orangebecausewhynot 4
Sounds like you've had a rough night.
RinoaHeartilly 36
Shit, dude! That sounds awful! Hope you heal up quick!
rekijan 6
Not a native speaker so I have to look up 'fallopian tubes' ... holy shit how did you manage that
Ciara Koch 22
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Dude I hate rough sex makes me feel like I'm being raped again I always tell them to take it slow I've never understood why people like it all is feel is pain with it but hey to each there own hope you heal up good
Breezy Conner 4
can i ask you a serious question?
RichardPencil 32
That’s ****** up!
OopsieDoopsie 16
An intravenous hemorrhage? Did you just google a few medical terms and decide to throw them together hoping they make sense? How about looking at the anatomy books for locations of fallopian tubes relative to any point of entry during sex? FAIL!
Lemou_fml 25
It sounds so off. Sex itself cannot cause fallopians tubes to tear.
GhostFox 34
Rough sex doesn't just involve thrusting, for one. For two, yes, sex alone CAN cause a fallopian tube to burst, but it USUALLY requires a secondary condition as a contributing factor. Three, there are a **** ton of veins and arteries in that region, why the **** do think so many women died and STILL die in childbirth and after miscarriages? Because they hemorrhage. Usually inside the womb, but it's not unheard of for the artery that's under the womb to burst, leading to internal hemorrhaging. Four, OP would have either just had surgery after losing a lot of blood when they posted this, or submitted it several days, weeks, months or even years after the fact, meaning that they very well could have misremembered the type of hemorrhage. The medical field is the living embodiment of "if it can go wrong, it will." Don't say something is impossible, because chances are, someone, somewhere, has had it happen.
Jenjenjenjenjen 7
Your Fallopian tube can rupture from sex, just not right away or from rough sex. It can rupture because of a build up of puss from a pelvic infection or an ectopic pregnancy. Both of these require medical care. Stay healthy!
labiapatrol 8
Ouch.. that hurt just reading about..(on a side note, don't chop chilis and then change your tampon an hour later, you might think you washed your hand properly but you didn't.. you really didn't..)
GumStickExtraGmail 22
holy shit man.. that sounds really ******* painful. all I can say, is get well. must've been good sex though.
I'madumbass 19
Sucks. On a side note, what's hemorrhage?
GhostFox 34
Internal bleeding, usually when a vein or artery bursts.