regretter
🌶️ Spicy
Testing testing, one two one two
Today, I paid €100 to have a tube shoved down my genitals. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
welp24
Today, at the age of 25, for the first time in my life, I was lying mostly naked in front of a man while he was inserting something in my body. Too bad that man was a doctor and that thing was a colonoscopy. FML
0stvn0
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Up it goes
Today, my doctor booked me in for an STI test. I was feeling confident until he explained it will involve having a catheter inserted into my piss pipe. He shook his head sadly and said, "Gonna be honest Steve, the pain's beyond belief." Great. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Bobby M
Ireland
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
US_Healthcare_Sucks
Medicare for all
Today, I went to a doctor's appointment, being concerned about some abnormal swelling and soreness in one of my testicles. They fondled my balls for 20 seconds before saying, "Yeah, that's abnormal. You should probably go get an ultrasound somewhere and maybe take some ibuprofen for the pain. That'll be $265." FML
uni life
Perth, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks for sharing
Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML
kaitlin
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
FML Uncensored
Today, me and my boyfriend had sex but stopped when I felt pain downstairs. That evening he wanted me to go to the emergency room but I wanted to sleep it off. Turned out I needed surgery. One of my fallopian tubes had ripped. The sex was so rough, I got an intravenous hemorrhage. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Ouch
Today, I went in for an STD test. The Q-tip broke off in my urethra. FML
ERnightmare
Long Beach, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was lucky to have an extremely attractive doctor operating on me. This would have been great had he not been removing a foreign object from my vagina after an ill-fated masturbation session. FML
Top comments
ke59100 1
shoved down your genitals?? do you have a ****** on top of your head?
mintcar 10
What's the problem? Did you want two tubes shoved up your genitals?
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Comments (137)
deerescu 1
happens
dnljcbsn 0
I think u overpaid I would have dune it fore free
flammenhund 4
Well said.
matrixchild 2
and I would have slapped him for complaining about it
sydneynault99 7
lmfaao youu're funnny .
SteffeRae 4
urinary tract infection, you sick fuxks who think this Fml was perverted. clearly you've never had one because honestly, it ******* hurts!
RainbowxxVeinsx 17
They do not shove a tube in you for Urinary Tract Infections, honey. That would only make it worse, antibiotics are usually given to help them. I seriously would love to know what kind of doctor you've been to that would stick anything in you for an infection. O.o
midnightsun123 2
it's more than likely a catheter, it's a tube shoved in there that connects to a bag that holds your pee and stuff
Jesta05 0
otherwise known as the bladder....?
oliver86 8
^ no
kile88 2
douchebag
FlixDoom 0
i had that shit done to me...im a man...HURTS LIKE HELL!
john7h567hgrd 0
Noooo silly! Douchebags hold water! =L
DaveOnDope 4
"Only the first few times, then you'll like it!"
marmots 0
Fun.
iSitt 0
or a catheter for a bladder problem
YayaInLalaLand 0
Cause that's always fun
tuppencej777 0
I would have done that free of charge.
jrgr 6
this comment made me laugh! ^
MuchDance90s 0
think that's bad? google AROM or artificial rupture of membranes. picture a gigantic crochet hook being shoved up your _____.
JpTheGreat23 19
I searched it up ;(
Tommiee 0
Wtf :|