Today, at the age of 25, for the first time in my life, I was lying mostly naked in front of a man while he was inserting something in my body. Too bad that man was a doctor and that thing was a colonoscopy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had my anus probed twice by two different doctors. I was diagnosed with hemorrhoids. I'm a 22 year old guy and have to schedule a colonoscopy for next week. I guess there's a first time for everything. FML
Today, I went to the ER as I have an ulcer and I was exhibiting signs of a perforation. This is when the gorgeous doctor told me he had to stick his finger up my butt to check for rectal bleeding. FML
Today, I had a consultation for an upcoming surgery I need done. The doctor (who is very handsome and in his late twenties) asked me to flex my stomach and act like I was trying to use the bathroom. As I was enjoying him touching my stomach, I farted. FML
Today, because of my life situation, I was told I'll have to have a colonoscopy without anesthesia. FML
Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, I showed my girlfriend some old home videos of me as a kid. My dad must have taped over one though, because halfway through it cut to extremely graphic footage of his colonoscopy. FML
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Top comments
whiskey'swino 15
Most people's first time is pretty terrible and anti-climatic. Your's will be awesome compared to that!
Zekfen 17
Beggars can’t be choosers!
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Comments (12)
Zekfen 17
Beggars can’t be choosers!
donb23 23
Virgin
moonlight77 28
Thankyou! I don’t think any of us would have got that by the description. Your a smart one! (=
WHSKitty4ever 23
TMI
whiskey'swino 15
Most people's first time is pretty terrible and anti-climatic. Your's will be awesome compared to that!
chosha_fml 27
Bow chika wow wow!
Dave_Davington 34
The guy got to see the inside of your shit tube in full HD. If that's not true intimacy, I don't know what is.
PenguinPal3017 19
You always remember your first.
chessu 21
Hey OP! Don't worry, you're not alone. Another 25-year-old virgin here! I recently did indeed lie down mostly naked in front of a woman and not a man and it was a pap smear and not a colonoscopy, but I am sure it was equally unpleasant and not what you expect your naked encounters to be at this stage of (y)our life(s)!