Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Ouch
Today, I went in for an STD test. The Q-tip broke off in my urethra. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
0stvn0
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Up it goes
Today, my doctor booked me in for an STI test. I was feeling confident until he explained it will involve having a catheter inserted into my piss pipe. He shook his head sadly and said, "Gonna be honest Steve, the pain's beyond belief." Great. FML
whytho
Because of him
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
happybudiess
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Damn
Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
Anonymous
Raleigh, United States
Bad news likes company
Today, I got a call from my doctor telling my I tested positive for an STI (first time in my fucking life). Mind you, I got the call while my dermatologist was cutting open my butt cheek to drain an abscess. I also got told on top of the new hole in my ass and the STI that I also have a yeast infection. Happy Monday. FML
lalalasmiles06
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Anonymous
Linköping, Sweden
Wrap it up
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
ANON
Sacramento, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML
impure
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
randm1
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to the bathroom and used the urinal. When I was done, I closed my zipper on my foreskin. FML
Top comments
Dave_Davington 34
When they say "just stick the tip in", this is really not what was intended.
RichardPencil 32
That would piss me off! Except it probably would squirt out in all directions.
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RichardPencil 32
That would piss me off! Except it probably would squirt out in all directions.
Zekfen 17
Just like a kidney stone, this too shall pass!
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
Not exactly sure how it works, but I hope that they have some way of getting it out pain-free.
Dave_Davington 34
When they say "just stick the tip in", this is really not what was intended.
skippydoda 32
*hug* I'm so sorry.
CrazyTrainWreck 19
I think next time should just use a condom.
boopingsnoot 25
The q-tip was in this man's penis.
boopingsnoot 25
Whoos wrong comment
CrazyTrainWreck 19
lmao
Lobby_Bee 18
That's why they call it a snatch.
boopingsnoot 25
The q-tip was in this man's penis.
blink831forever 13
That is a serious ouch.....did the doctor ever get it removed? WTF?! I'm so sorry man. I hope you ended up with a clean bill of health.
manb91uk 22
You are so riddled with Infections that your acidic penis is wrecking the equipment. STIs are not Pokemon - you're not supposed to catch 'en all!
Glowworm56 27
This made me wince a bit. I once got two q-tip heads stuck inside my ears--one for each--and had no idea except that my ears hurt. That was the last time I ever used q-tips in my ears.