kaitlin
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
MeOhMy23
Tazewell, United States
The only one who could ever reach me…
Today, I went to have a vaginal ultrasound. The nurse walked me back and I got undressed. She said the tech doing the procedure would be right in. It was my preacher's son. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
Bristol, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stud
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Anonymous
Mission, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML
Anonymous
Bedford, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Top comments
Domonator 16
At least the probe won't brag to his all his friends about it. Anyway, was it good for you?
cbutters 0
Was the ultrasound technician hot? also male or female?... please say female....
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Comments (207)
Odbalt 0
first
killerj 0
wow how is that possible I also lost my verginity to an a ultrasound
55isalive 1
why wud u ask how is that possible if it also happened to u?
ey3seecold 0
ur gonna be a materialistic sex addict and wanna stick Anything thy looks like an object in u for a long time . fyl
MetroidSlayer01 8
You can't lose your virginity to a machine. Your just desperate to be able to say you lost your virginity, you ***** in the making. Ydi
Dubstep_fml 1
win. m/(-_-)m/
amiemariej 0
agreed
xhalighx 0
Metroidslayer, So does that mean lesbians are forever virgins because they use ******?
knockasauras 0
winnn
MetroidSlayer01 8
@62, I'm glad you know how to read.
DonkeyDelight 0
Metroid Prime ftw.
theboss747 0
exactly
hobsonbrendan 0
basically yea. guys don't lose it to their hand and neither do chicks to rubber, plastic, metal, etc
natedog193 0
someone whose name and pic has to do with a video game is talking about the loss of virginity? wow
tazzy8775 0
technically u lose ur virginity when the thin piece of skin in ur vag is broken... no sex needed
chikiitaaa 0
YOU DONT LOSE UR VIRGINITY UNLESS YOU HAVE HAD A PENIS IN YOU.
aethum 0
yeah... why though? dirty it won't be there for that special someone.
MetroidSlayer01 8
retaliation towards 110, Fatass
shadaboo2014 0
@chikiitaaa so wat ur sayin is tht a guy can't lose his virginity til he's had a dick in him...ooooo I wonder how many guys think they've lost it...accordin to u booooy r they wrong!
fireobsessed 0
a girl if they've had someone inside of them, a boy if he's been inside of someone. u need to ****
neonblue120 6
yes and no the way I see it gay guys will always be virgins to ******* chicks unless they experimented and lesbians will be virgins to dick unless they experiment not virgins persay but technically it's all subjective anyhow the definitons can change
Kureeziineko 3
what about a boy who has bottomed before but never topped? is he a virgin?
wintamint101 7
that doesn't count and how would you b preggers if you hadn't lost it already?
fuzzywazzy012 0
62!!!! Winnnnn!
fuzzywazzy012 0
Noo, it only counts if she liked it
esfox83 17
exactly..finally somebody with a brain
amerrah 4
Virgin is a religious word meaning "to lose pureness" Aka having sex. Duh. And its not when your Hymn breaks because some girls are born without a hymn. I swear, wtf do you guys learn in school.
superguppy19 3
I'm humanitarian and an activist man ur profile rocks woo hoo
coletrain11 5
Hymn as in a song? Hmmmmm.
ontariowarrior 3
NsThat's hard to answer yes & no. They are not virgins due to hAving lesbian sex. But they a virgins due to the ***** part...
n3rdzgotskillz 29
#176 - all girls are born without a hymn. i think you mean that some girls are born without a hymen.
Durdanya 13
I hope you can live with the pain of your sorry, miserable existence, you ignorant mouth-breather. - A proud lesbian.
rainbowsandshit1 20
Guys girls can lose their virginity to other girls you don't have to have a dick in you for you to lose your virginity you just have to have had sex.
Dr33zy_fml 0
wow that sucks!! haha
angry_girl 0
it doesnot suck; it probes
emilily23421 0
That was absolutely epic.
cbutters 0
Was the ultrasound technician hot? also male or female?... please say female....
nolasaints 0
an ultrasound probe not technican, you're a stupid dipwad
cowgod 0
someone had to put it there
sammy22 0
technically you didn't Lose it to that- it's not having sex. if it was- you would have lost your virginity to a tampon too....
UziTopete 0
well what if she had an ****** and or bled?? huh
cbutters 0
@10 Dont be stupid, somebody has to hold the probe and move it around in there, I like to think that it was a she and hot.
jasonsaied 1
no 48 u dumb shit SHE put it in there. or it wudnt be an fml
oneoneryperv 0
LOL, well that would be um embarrasing.... or it could be one he'll of a begining of a letter to penthouse.
cbutters 0
@57 Obviously you don't get it, haven't seen a vaginal ultrasound, and don't know how to spell "wouldn't".
sharmoota 2
you wont EVER lose ur virginity to a tampon! man u shud learn some facts!
soccer_babe 0
wooooowww a probe is one of those scanner things at airports and stuff. its an object not a person. someones a bit anti-social these days im guessing.
Domonator 16
At least the probe won't brag to his all his friends about it. Anyway, was it good for you?
OmniBishop 0
lmao
sam411411 0
haha domonator is an epic win every time
maskedman 9
but the probe also won't return her calls or ask her out again.
wandaax03 0
DOMONATOR: you are awesome. so funny.
skizzlerz 0
LMAO
Skankkk 0
Awhhh, Unlucky. x
Marino01 0
lofl
MjSmittys 0
is this a dude were talking about? jk
aRm95 0
wow!
KurouTenshi 0
oh hunny, I sure hope it used protection. I'd hate for you to have a little probe baby and just be another statistic :/
ImaginaryFoe 1
I know you are kidding but the funniest part of this to me is that they do actually put a little condom on the probe before they lube it. Thank goodness OP won't become a statistic or a virgin mother.
lalasha 0
are you ok ? It isn't like they do intervaginal ultrasounds for everything.
elthomax 0
actually 14, they DO do those.
MoCo_fml 0
They said for EVERYTHING.
chikiitaaa 0
possible of losing your virginity that way if it tears the hymen? really? go bak to school. in this case YOU are the dumb ass!
ImaginaryFoe 1
I think 14 meant they don't do them for no reason at all. OP must have had a medical need for the ultrasound and she was kindly asking about the condition that neccesitated the probe.
jcpt1984 0
hmm... first time I ever got a vaginal ultrasound was when I was pregnant - never for a routine checkup. I'm guessing the OP got it for some medical issue that needs to be addressed.
brokeandsingle 0
@44 haha, you said dudu (sorry to be corny just my since of humor) haha....