regretter
🌶️ Spicy
Testing testing, one two one two
Today, I paid €100 to have a tube shoved down my genitals. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
welp24
Today, at the age of 25, for the first time in my life, I was lying mostly naked in front of a man while he was inserting something in my body. Too bad that man was a doctor and that thing was a colonoscopy. FML
0stvn0
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Up it goes
Today, my doctor booked me in for an STI test. I was feeling confident until he explained it will involve having a catheter inserted into my piss pipe. He shook his head sadly and said, "Gonna be honest Steve, the pain's beyond belief." Great. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Bobby M
Ireland
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
US_Healthcare_Sucks
Medicare for all
Today, I went to a doctor's appointment, being concerned about some abnormal swelling and soreness in one of my testicles. They fondled my balls for 20 seconds before saying, "Yeah, that's abnormal. You should probably go get an ultrasound somewhere and maybe take some ibuprofen for the pain. That'll be $265." FML
uni life
Perth, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks for sharing
Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML
kaitlin
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
FML Uncensored
Today, me and my boyfriend had sex but stopped when I felt pain downstairs. That evening he wanted me to go to the emergency room but I wanted to sleep it off. Turned out I needed surgery. One of my fallopian tubes had ripped. The sex was so rough, I got an intravenous hemorrhage. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Ouch
Today, I went in for an STD test. The Q-tip broke off in my urethra. FML
ERnightmare
Long Beach, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was lucky to have an extremely attractive doctor operating on me. This would have been great had he not been removing a foreign object from my vagina after an ill-fated masturbation session. FML
Top comments
ke59100 1
shoved down your genitals?? do you have a ****** on top of your head?
mintcar 10
What's the problem? Did you want two tubes shoved up your genitals?
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zargon 1
Hey, some people are into that. Rule 36 and all.
narcovaizard 0
thought it was rule 34?
zargon 1
No, rule 34 is something completely different. If you're going to try to assimilate our culture, don't half-ass it.
FYLDeep 26
Is that how they treat the dreaded "blue waffle"?
Thabb 0
Duhhh
crumpynfang 0
omg blue waffle gives me nightmares
insanesna1l 0
hopefully they got a happy ending
Slinkydalatg 6
Was it good for you?
DaveOnDope 4
That ain't shit. Wait until they do it once a week to pump in a genetically modified, flesh eating, Tuberculosis bacteria to eat the entire lining of your bladder to get the cancer they couldn't get during the four surgeries you've already had. All of them through your urethra. I just hope to pee without pain someday. Sweet dreams kids! Life is only beginning!
iluvmemicookies 0
AHHHHH!!!!!!
cmyk 19
you mr made my day.
Saddyohh 13
That comment has officially one-upped anything that could be said about this FML. I can't even imagine the pain. You win.
DaveOnDope 4
Now today, I saw the same doctor. He slipped a fiber optic device up Mr. Happy to get a look. (No problem. Either he bought a slimmer one or my .22 is now a .44) Guess who gets to have surgery number FIVE!
DaveOnDope 4
HEY KIDS! Happy 04/20! If you toke, toke one for me and Mr. Happy! If you don't toke, then DON'T. (-;
bamboozer 0
Shoved down your genitals? Just because we use our mouths during sex, they are not considered as genitals. I hope you know that.
RedPillSucks 33
Maybe he was lying down and had an erection.
babyblue666 1
what the hell for
hmna 0
100 euros? As in you're in Europe? What happened to the world-famous European socialized medicine? It's not all it was cracked up to be? Horrors!
FerrariCake 2
42, he didnt say it had anything to do with a medical condition. You're jumping to conclusions.
nissanman_fml 16
Or maybe their healthcare doesn't cover quasi-erotic surgeries.
catatonicsleep 17
if you're from another country than the one you're in they can charge you and then you can claim it back later, I went to hospital in Italy and they charged me 30 euroes or something and then I claimed it back later.
IGotServedcouk 0
*Down* your gennitals? Really? So... what kinda genitals do you have?
brittanyg3292 0
probably a penis you retard!
wikkedphuka 0
u called him a retard but u r! cuz who says shoved down!! my genitals . male or female would have said put "in" my genitals duh!!!
Vlamkop 2
what made u pay the €100 to have something shoved down ya genitals???? cud u also elaborate on down ya genitals!