Today, my girlfriend decided to let me know that she almost left me for another guy not so long ago, because he was more handsome and talented than me. The reason she didn't leave, "He's out of my league; you're not." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was leaving me for another man. Devastated, I asked what he had that I didn't. Apparently, "a big penis and a stable job" mean more to her than two years of love and dedication. FML
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Today, the girl I’ve moved mountains and bent over backwards for chose another man over me. When I asked her why him and not me, she said, “He’s more attractive.” But she sure found me “attractive” when I spent $20k on her for gifts, favors, etc. She put me in the friend-zone, except when I took my wallet out. FML
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IdaE 17
Well, she seems nice...
mnwlf13 3
what she really means is that he turn her down.
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Comments (122)
wingedangel123 8
Clearly, they forgot to type it. Don't worry OP, I sometimes type too fast and end up forgetting to type in some letters too :)
kpc2424 13
If he was out of her league.... What the hell makes her think she wasn't beneath him? Unless he was "slumming". Your gf is a tad too confident about herself... Revenge is a dish best served cold!
gameover18 17
I am so sorry OP.
Eivana 37
You can't just let her talk to you like that. No, I am not saying hit her or scream at her, but you can't settle for someone like that... She will never change if she was able to say something so coldly like that.
ZDR 11
..well ain't she a lovely one.
BlissfulLiss 18
I think this is your cue to dump her.
CoGhostRider 31
Sounds like you're in a league of your own :)
brittyboo123 35
You should have said "That reminds me, I'm out of your league, see ya." and go find yourself someone who will respect you. :)
Wolstenholme 11
Why would she even mention that?
_wraith 15
Normally I'm not a huge advocate for the "leave 'em!" crew, but in this case, OP, I think you should rethink your decision to be with her. She clearly has no respect for you, and if the only reason why she didn't leave you for another man is because "he's out of my league," then there's nothing stopping her from going when she feel she has a shot with another guy. She doesn't have any romantic feelings for you, anything to you that compels her to stay with you. You're a distraction, someone to pass the time with but not someone to actually appreciate. You deserve better, my friend.