Today, my girlfriend decided to let me know that she almost left me for another guy not so long ago, because he was more handsome and talented than me. The reason she didn't leave, "He's out of my league; you're not." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was leaving me for another man. Devastated, I asked what he had that I didn't. Apparently, "a big penis and a stable job" mean more to her than two years of love and dedication. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend telling a female friend that his ex was so gorgeous and out of his league that it made him feel inadequate, and so he now only dates within reach. She told him he's hot enough to have anyone he wants. 30 seconds later they were tongue-deep in each other's throat. FML
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Today, my girlfriend, who's been in relationship with me for almost two years, told me she's worried that she's going to leave me for another rich guy "in the future", so to prevent that, she's gonna leave me right now. FML
Today, the girl I’ve moved mountains and bent over backwards for chose another man over me. When I asked her why him and not me, she said, “He’s more attractive.” But she sure found me “attractive” when I spent $20k on her for gifts, favors, etc. She put me in the friend-zone, except when I took my wallet out. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
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IdaE 17
Well, she seems nice...
mnwlf13 3
what she really means is that he turn her down.
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Comments (122)
BlissfulLiss 18
Physical attraction will always be a factor in a surviving relationship, but some people are too dependent on it. Wish there was a way to separate adamantly superficial individuals from the profound so situations like this could be avoided more often.
Spring2013Bio 3
I would tell her now you are out of her league
BaraSkit07 12
Let's hope she was joking. Otherwise I hope that she is now titled "ex-girlfriend".
AllegroRubato 16
What a horrible, shallow excuse of a human being you have there OP. Send her flying. In fact you should have kicked her out of your life already. Stop reading FMLs and go tell her to go to hell.
Vito11 5
Just dumb that bitch!
Brandon_NW 9
I love you they say.. My eye!!
theofficialkumar 6
That obviously shows she is arrogant and has the potential to be a cheat, so I personally would dump her and find someone else because you deserve better :)
outoftown 27
If she's joking, she's one cold bitch. If she isn't, your days as boyfriend are numbered, anyway. It's hard, leave while you still have some self-respect.
rokolodo 10
Drop her she's damaged goods. In the head that is no brains. Unless you allow her to stay. Then she's obviously the smart one.
lowshadows 21
send her back to Hell.