Today, I found out just how painful it is to get a cramp in your penis in the middle of sex, especially when your wife is on top and just has to keep going for a few more thrusts because she's so close to finishing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Today, while having sex with my wife, I got a sudden leg cramp. While sliding off the bed, I found a sewing needle. With my ball sack. I ended up with a one-inch gash. FML
Today, I learned that you truly can get cramp in any muscle of your body, including that one specific ring of muscle in the back. Yes, I got a full on cramp in my asshole and yes, it is even more painful than you can possibly imagine. FML
Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML
Today, after being apart for a few weeks, my girlfriend made love to me so hard I got bruises on my penis and it hurts to pee out of it. FML
Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML
Today, I masturbated so hard I got a cramp in my forearm muscle so unexpectedly that my hand spasmed, slipped off my penis, and I punched myself in the face. FML
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coolrunnings1021 14
Didnt know you could get cramps in the penis 🤔
RichardPencil 32
It's not a muscle. The hardness is due to erectile tissue being able to engorge with blood and keep it there for a while.
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SirEnigM0nk 22
To Infinity and...cut, cut. Woody's got cramps!
coolrunnings1021 14
Didnt know you could get cramps in the penis 🤔
SirEnigM0nk 22
I guess it's a Blarney Boner?
Iifa 7
Definitely can. It's a muscle. Muscles either work, cramp or tear. You can break a penis, bend it, similar to cramps in legs or arms but without bones. Pain is intensified in genital area due to no bones and smaller area. Think of a very strong stomach cramps, but in penis or even vaginal canal, and of course in same region anal cramps when your butt doesn't relax at all. That can put you in hospital and in some cases these muscles can inflame or swell, and healing takes time due to bodily functions. Google for more, it's quite interesting part of anatomy. The pain is no joke.
RichardPencil 32
It's not a muscle. The hardness is due to erectile tissue being able to engorge with blood and keep it there for a while.
xxWTFxx1981 23
Cramps or she bent it too far?... I have had it bent and injured the muscle in it but cramp that's a new one for me. Next time stretch it out lol...
slkeithh 14
now imagine the type of pain women endure on a daily basis just so men can get off, and then we are asked "did you come?" sorry. no sympathy. you'll be fine