Today, my girlfriend decided to let me know that she almost left me for another guy not so long ago, because he was more handsome and talented than me. The reason she didn't leave, "He's out of my league; you're not." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was leaving me for another man. Devastated, I asked what he had that I didn't. Apparently, "a big penis and a stable job" mean more to her than two years of love and dedication. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend telling a female friend that his ex was so gorgeous and out of his league that it made him feel inadequate, and so he now only dates within reach. She told him he's hot enough to have anyone he wants. 30 seconds later they were tongue-deep in each other's throat. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who's been in relationship with me for almost two years, told me she's worried that she's going to leave me for another rich guy "in the future", so to prevent that, she's gonna leave me right now. FML
Today, the girl I’ve moved mountains and bent over backwards for chose another man over me. When I asked her why him and not me, she said, “He’s more attractive.” But she sure found me “attractive” when I spent $20k on her for gifts, favors, etc. She put me in the friend-zone, except when I took my wallet out. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
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IdaE 17
Well, she seems nice...
mnwlf13 3
what she really means is that he turn her down.
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fabforever 10
And I bet she looks all ratchet!!
AshleyScruggs 14
2- I swear I type a thousand words a minute when I'm pissed off, even though I usually type at a relatively lazy speed. 59- I agree, a hundred percent. It's bad enough for her to think of leaving him for shallow reasons, but it's way worse to tell him about it. Hopefully we'll get a follow up soon and find out that did become his ex girlfriend. :)
ShoyuSauceSoup 26
Find a woman that truly loves and respects you, OP. Your girlfriend was extremely rude to say that.
incoherentrmblr 22
With that, it's time to move on. I hope she's not living with you or vice versa.
culito_fml 10
If you're still with her, then you're a dumb ass and got not dignity or self respect. If you dumped her, good job!
Huddisher 10
Lol. I feel how you do.
cmac86 24
you should say "well, here's your chance to go after him," and leave it at that.
Merylwen 24
Have some dignity and leave.
minidrone_fml 11
I just hope she's now your EX girlfriend. Nobody deserves that.
Neko9000 11
Dump her bitch ass on the sidewalk